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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 10, 2018 15:19:18 GMT
We open up over a bluff that overlooks the small little city of Yorba Linda, California. It is a great view of beautiful homes and the clear blue so-Cal sky. It is the type of imagery you think of when you think of Orange County. However, parked on this bluff is a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon. In front of the car is a familiar face in a very uncharacteristic position. Hannah Kristiansen is sat indian style and it looks as if she is praying on the bluff. She is silent for a few seconds until her eyes open wide. Hannah smiles to herself without even looking behind her.Hannah Kristiansen: I had a feeling you would show up.The camera pans out to reveal that a female figure has appeared behind her. This amazing beauty is none other than Mad Maxx. She stands with her newly won Epic title around her waist. She is immaculate in her composure behind the muscular Kristiansen.Mad Maxx: You prayed to us and we made our presence known to you, my child. Hannah gives her a half-smile, expecting nothing less from the WWU Epic Champion. She stands up to face the Goddess, letting her know that they are equals. Hannah Kristiansen: I wasn’t praying to YOU. But I did want to have a little chat with you before I took your title tonight.
Mad Maxx: You request our ears and we will hear your pleas and try to lead you to our plan any way you see fit. Hannah is already annoyed with what she interprets as arrogance and delusion. Hannah Kristiansen: I am not even going to begin to try to understand Gods, Monsters, Men from Outer Space, psychotic women, a clandestine group of mercenary, or French People ...all I know is that they are in my way. YOU are in my way. You are in my way of what you are carrying around your waist. And I’m not going through you because it is part of YOUR plan. I’m going through you because I want it. Mad Maxx You are getting the honor of losing to us tonight because we have deemed you worthy to be the first one on one testimony of our divine power and beauty. You will fight hard, as you always do, but in the end, you too will see the light. You, my child, will learn to worship us the way the rest of the Wild House worships us. Tonight isn’t your opportunity to take what is ours, but it is the night you will be baptized as a child of the light.Kristiansen chuckles to herself a little bit. She finds the way Maxx is talking a bit humorous, as if she doesn’t buy it one bit. Hannah Kristiansen: You didn’t choose me for anything. You are not baptizing me for anything. I am not being given a title shot because YOU deemed me worthy. I am being given a title shot because I AM worthy. Do you know what got me my title shot? The fans. Do you know why they voted me as your first contender? Of course you don’t. They wanted me to challenge because I’m not like you. I wasn’t “born perfect.” I worked my ass off for this body. I trained to be great in the ring. I started from the ground up and worked my way to the top of this industry. You just showed up and grabbed a title. It takes more than that to be a champion, much less a God. Mad Maxx: Our reign was foretold…
Kristiansen immediately cuts her off.Hannah Kristiansen: You have that title because of me. Me. Samson. Gojira. Space Lord. Even Hannah Goddamn Stanton. We knew that we couldn’t let that monster leave with the title or else this place would be doomed. We worked together to put an end to a literal reign of terror because it was the right thing to do. I had no plans to get involved that evening, but once that thing showed up, I knew that I needed to take a stand. I borrowed some guy’s over-compensation hummer to do it. And what did you do in that moment? You did something human, you took advantage of the hard work of others.Mad Maxx You didn’t know it, but we work in mysterious ways. You, our children, were working together for our glory. Our followers came together in a moment of triumph, so we could claim the title. It was an amazing moment of selflessness for the greater good. Hannah Kristiansen And somehow you having the title is the greater good? Let me hit you with some truth, your highness. There is a storm coming. You know that, right? Do you think Baron’s monster is going to go away? No, he is coming for that title and a woman with a God complex isn’t going to be ready for him. Somebody who understands the threat that he is, WILL be ready for him. That is why tonight, by hell or high water, I am going to become the Epic champion. I won’t need help nor will I be at the right place at the right time. I will be champion because I earned it. And then, I will make sure to put that monster down and make sure it never comes close to the title.Maxx remains angelic as Hannah talks, but does respond to her as the Epic title shines in the California sun.Mad Maxx: We have our title very well protected. No man nor monster will take it from us. We welcome your challenge but, my child, you must understand that you aren’t walking away with it tonight. Our waist is its home. Tonight, you will have faith that the beasts of hell will go nowhere near it.
Hannah walks up to her with her head down, but then gets right in her face. Hannah Kristiansen: Well, I guess there is nothing left to say than I am going to smack that halo off of your head and kick your ass back down to earth.She turns away from the epic champion and goes back to sitting indian style. She closes her eyes and then looks behind her. Maxx is gone. Hannah smiles to herself, knowing that she said exactly what she needed to say to the champ.The video intro ends as we pan around the Wild House arena, located at Knotts Berry Farm in Buena Park California. We get a glimpse of the starving in attendance that surround the ring, eager to watch the next chapter of a Wild action and surprises. Now that there is a fairly good word of mouth due to the highly praised pilot episode, the fans have brought signs to the event. They read as such as:Once the camera finishes panning through the crowd, we get a good look of Harry Hanson and Zelda Orion at the commentary desk. Both looks not just excited, but even more confident in their new roles as the commentary team. Zelda Orion: ‘Sup newbs.
Harry Hanson: And you are supposed to be the play by play person. Why can’t you do a proper pre-amble.
Zelda Orion: We are in twitch. The people tuning in know what they are watching and why they are here.
Harry Hanson: To watch a God humble Hannah Kristiansen?
Zelda Orion: Not sure if THAT is what is going to happen, but we are going to see Hannah Kristiansen make her OFFICIAL Wild Wrestling Unleashed debut as she officially challenges for the Epic title in Mad Maxx’s first ever defense after winning it at the end of the pilot episode of Blood Lust.
Harry Hanson: And what the hell did Hannah do to deserve the shot before the roster who worked all night?
Zelda Orion: She…
Harry Hanson: I’ll tell you what she did. She stole some poor guy’s car and drove it into somebody. She attempted vehicular manslaughter and gets rewarded with a title shot. We are truly living in Trump’s America.
Zelda Orion: Yeah, but you are omitting some very important information here. That person she hit with a hummer wasn’t as much of a man as he was a monster. That, of course, being the terrifying Abattage. Also, she was voted in by our fans to be the first challenger for the title because of her amazing pedigree in the wrestling world.
Harry Hanson: But have you seen her body…
Zelda Orion: ...and here we go.
Harry Hanson: It is just unnatural. She is just too muscular and nothing compared to the angelically fit figure of Mad Maxx.
Zelda Orion: Again, this is a sport based on athletics, brutality, and charisma; not a wet t-shirt contest.
Harry Hanson: Can it be, though?
Zelda Orion: I’m sure that’ll be a match stip that Gabby will one day try to pitch at some point.
Harry Hanson: Thank God for shameless porn stars who are also shameless wrestlers.
Zelda Orion: Anyways ...we will have that huge championship match where the Epic Champion, Mad Maxx, will get to prove her Godly-hood against not just the people’s choice, but a very worthy challenger. Can Hannah overcome the glory of Maxx and leave with the title or will the deity walk away with the title once more.
Harry Hanson: I think we all know the answer to that. Maxx’s title reign is destiny. It is what should always be. It is perfection.
Zelda Orion: That might not always be the case as Victor Baron’s monster, Abattage, could be waiting in the wings to destroy anyone or anything.
Harry Hanson: Oh, that really happened? I thought it was a nightmare of some kind.
Zelda Orion: No. It was real and everybody should hope that Baron has him under lock and key tonight ...but you have to believe that the fact that it took a hummer, a quarter of the roster, and a fucking chainsaw just to get him to loosen his grip is not going to deter Baron from sending him after the title.
Harry Hanson: But even Victor should know that the world is now a much more peaceful place with Maxx as champion and sending his monster to destroy her for it would create disarray in our world. He can send him after Samson though. That is an evil man who needs to be punished for his time serving our military under George Bush.
Zelda Orion: You are just one extreme or the other, aren’t you?
Harry Hanson: That is what all four of my ex-wives say.
Zelda Orion: With a huge championship match just a little bit away, the possible threat of Abattage appearing at any minute, and an unnamed PPV in just four weeks, we look to our opening match…
Harry Hanson: Featuring two guys who names I have already forgotten.
Zelda Orion: I didn’t want to see it, but yeah. But I am being told that their names are Cal Compton and Chase Evans.
Harry Hanson: Oh, that is right. Those guys that did that thing for like five minutes until the Zaibatsu destroyed everyone.
Zelda Orion: Yet another looming threat in the Wild House.
Harry Hanson: And even we have to move on to talk about the Zaibatsu rather than Cal Evans and Chase Compton.
Zelda Orion: I think it is the other way around.
Harry Hanson: Does it matter?
Zelda Orion: It does to these two rookies who are trying to put their name on the map in Wild Wrestling Unleashed. To their credit, they showed great promise in their unofficial exhibition against the woman who would become Epic Champion by the end of the night.
Harry Hanson: She was humoring them.
Zelda Orion: Well, let’s see if they can prove us wrong in our opening contest. Take it, Bobby… We cut to the ring where both Chase Evans and Cal Compton are already in the ring in their prospective corners. Both are psyching themselves up for their big opening match coming up as Bobby Spencer begins the ring announcements. Bobby Spencer: The following is our opening contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Marina Del Rey, California and weighing in at one hundred ninety two pounds ...he “Superman” Cal Compton! Compton jumps up to the top turnbuckle, holding his arms out, expecting a rave reception but only gets a few polite cheers. He accepts this paltry ovation and jumps off the turnbuckle to face his opponent.Harry Hanson: Perhaps this guy should win an actual match before naming himself Superman.
Zelda Orion: He certainly isn’t built like Superman, but maybe looks can be deceiving in this case.
Bobby Spencer: And his opponent… from San Diego, California and weighing in at one hundred ninety pounds ...he is Chase Evans! Chase jumps up and down in the ring and tries to get the fans behind him, but he also only gets a passable reaction.Zelda Orion: This guy is HOT!
Harry Hanson: Gross.
Zelda Orion: So ...you can say horrible things about women who are wrestling, but I admit that a man is attractive and you think THAT is disgusting?
Harry Hanson: It is just weird when women do it.
Zelda Orion: I’m sorry, but that is a gorgeous man and I’m not going to lie about it.
Harry Hanson: And I like women’s asses hanging out of their tights and I should be able to comment about it, talking about how I would like to put my tongue in or out of their orifices without YOUR constant judgment.
Zelda Orion: You realize there is a difference, RIGHT? Referee Bob Smeckle calls for the bell and these come to life immediately charging at each other as Bobby Spencer slides out of the ring. The two men immediately take eachother out with a clothesline. The two hit the mat, but both men immediately kip up which pique’s the audience’s interest. Cal runs at Chase, but Chase sends him to the other end of the ring with an armdrag. Evans is off the ropes, but Cal is immediately back up and hits him spinning heel kick which makes a loud *SNAP* sound which wakes the crowd up as far as reaction goes.Zelda Orion: The action is starting fast with these two unknowns here and it seems to be slowly getting the crowd’s attention.
Harry Hanson: It is going to take a bit more than fast action for these two hometown boys to earn respect in the Wild House though.
Zelda Orion: That is for sure.Chase is down and Cal immediately goes for a springboard moonsault, but Chase slides out of the way ...but Cal AMAZINGLY lands on his feet. The fans don’t have time to react as Chase nails him with a turnbuckle assisted tornado DDT which DOES get a reaction from the fans. Chase wastes no time trying to hit a springboard move of his. This one being a leg drop ...that Cal moves out of the way of himself. Chase falls to the ground and Cal immediately nails him with a standing shooting star that makes the fans cheer wildly!Zelda Orion: WOW! That was an amazing exchange of moves between these two guys here. Okay. This match is pretty cool so far.
Harry Hanson: Flips and spins. That is all it is. Flips and spins.
Cal is about to make the cover, but Chase wisely slides out of the ring. Compton isn’t going to let him get away though as Cal Compton slingshots off the ropes and flies through the ropes with tope that makes Evans collide with the barricade. NOW the fans are on their feet for this action as the match spills to the outside.Zelda Orion: Cal Compton proving why he calls himself Superman there with an amazing move that impales Evans to the outside. Both men are now down.
Harry Hanson: Yes. But these two rookies are bound to get themselves counted out as they are SO desperate to proves themselves to the starving fans here at the Wild House.
Both Cal and Chase use the barricade to pulls themselves back up. Cal charges at Chase Evans, but Chase nails him with a hardchop that makes him recoil He follows up with another chop followed by a dropkick that sends him to the other end of the walkway Smeckle’s count begins....1
...2 With Cal downed on the other end of the walkway, Chase jumps onto the barricade and the fans cheer as he runs along it and launches himself off it, delivering a hurricanrana to Cal Compton which gets one of the loudest pops in the young history of WWU. Zelda Orion: Okay. These two young men went into this match needing to prove something to these fans and they are certainly doing it tonight.
Harry Hanson: ...I’ll admit. That was cool. Both men struggle to get back up....3
...4 Chase is up on his feet and whips Cal into the barricade. He quickly jumps up onto the apron and springboards off the ropes with plancha ...that Cal catches with a DESPERATION EUROPEAN UPPERCUT. Chase Evans is knocked silly and falls to the floor below....5
...6Zelda Orion: I have NEVER seen anything like that. That was an amazing counter to the plancha. Again, this man is earning the title of Superman.
Harry Hanson: I don’t even know what I just saw.
Zelda Orion: What you just saw was two young men earning the respect of everyone.
Not wanting to win on a count out, Cal pulls Chase into the ring and slides in himself ending the count. He knows that he isn’t going to get the pinfall that easily and heads to the top turnbuckle. But Chase is quickly back up and hops up onto the turnbuckle and starts rocking him with punches before nailing him with a spanish fly that lays out Cal in the center of the ring. The fans by this point aren’t even sitting down because the action has been so fast and furious. Zelda Orion: These two have been back and forth all night, but I think Chase has this one won right here, right now. Harry Hanson: I don’t know if that is the case. I don’t think these two are giving up until they not only have earned the respect of the fans, but each other.
Zelda Orion: That is surprisingly insightful of you.
Harry Hanson: I don’t have any tits or asses to look at ...I have to say something. Might as well comment on the match.
Zelda Orion: Huh…interesting.Chase immediately hooks the leg.1…
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SHOULDER UP! Zelda Orion: Close call for there for Cal Compton as this one rages on.
Harry Hanson: It sounds like these fans don’t want this to end. Meanwhile, I’m not interested and just want this to end so the Hollywood Bucks and their cougar mom can come out and get me interested again. Chase pulls Cal up and goes for a standing dropkick, but Cal blocks it and goes for a kick ...but Chase catches it ...only to get nailed with an enziguri by Cal Compton. Cal is off the ropes and hits Chase with a hurricanrana. Chase is back up and dodges an attempt at super kick and nails Compton with a float over DDT. Knowing that he has this one in the bag, he urges Compton to get back and is going to nail his finishing kick, The Dreamchaser. Compton is back up, Chase goes for it, but Compton catches it and counters with a finisher of his own THE PUMPHANDLE LUNGBLOWER!Zelda Orion: WHAT A COUNTER! I’m being told that Cal calls that the Hustle and Flow and he has laid out his opponent with it. If he can get the pinfall here, he might have just earned the respect of Chase Evans and these fans.
Harry Hanson: I’ll give it to him. That was a good counter. This match was way more exciting than it should’ve been ...but I still don’t know their names.Cal immediately goes for the cover and Bob Smeckle begins to make the count.1…
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DING DING DING!Bobby Spencer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ...CAL COMPTON!
Zelda Orion: HE DID IT! In our first officially sanctioned match, the you up and comer beats the other young up and comer to score his first victory in WWU.
Harry Hanson: Yes. But Chase Evans doesn’t seem so happy about his loss.
Zelda Orion: That is understandable, but both of these men but on one hell of show to get the starving fans here pumped up for the rest of the show. “Superman” Cal Compton is on the top turnbuckle immediately to celebrate his first big win as Chase is still on the mat, visibly upset with losing to that man. Cal Compton jumps down and looks down at Chase Evans. He taunts him and says “top that” before sliding out of the ring and slapping hands with the fans. A disappointed Chase Evans looks on.Zelda Orion: While they both put on a hell of a show, there seems to be of a rivalry brewing between these two. They need to outdo each other.
Harry Hanson: Unfortunately for the white one, the other one won. He is going to have to live with the fact that he just isn’t as good.
Zelda Orion: Either way, that was an impressive first official match between these two men and I think the Starving wants to see more of them in the future. We’ll be right back.
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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 11, 2018 15:28:06 GMT
We catch up with the one and only Hayley Halsey, who is still walking with a bit of a limp and her ribs are still bandaged after not just her run in with Hannah Stanton, but her chase for the Epic title during the pilot. She is walking through the halls of the Buena Park Hospital with flowers in her arms. She looks a tad bit guilty to even be there. She turns the corner into one of the hospital rooms. The patient inside immediately knows why she is there. Brianna Casablancas: Survivor’s guilt, love?Brianna Casablancas sits up in her hospital bed, headed and right arm bandaged up. Hayley steps forward and places the flowers at Brianna’s bed side. Hayley Halsey: Yeah, something like that ...I guess…
Brianna Casablancas: Should you not be at the arena? Hayley shrugs at the downed psychologist.Hayley Halsey: Syxx wanted to give me the night off to work off the damage that nut bag Hannah did.
Brianna Casablancas: You are in much better condition than me, dear. You didn’t get a fork lodged into your cranium. You can say what you would like about her, but she knows how to target our strengths.
Hayley Halsey: About that ...how are you healing up? Casablancas turns to her with a smile on her face.Brianna Casablancas: I am going to be out a bit longer than you. The physicians here or working for the company won’t clear me until the PPV at the earliest. It is quite the pity because I would like to get my hands on Miss Stanton and that quack of a psychologist she carries around with her.
Hayley Halsey: I tried my best. Both of them belong in a psych ward, not a wrestling ring.
Brianna Casablancas: It is like I said, you handled her better than I could. She didn’t destroy and you are able to walk on your own two feet. I’d say that is a victory on your part.
Hayley Halsey: It doesn’t feel like a victory. It feels like my intestines got turned inside out by a barbed wire baseball bat.
Brianna Casablancas: You didn’t fall into their trap and fought back against her heinous attack. In addition, you survived that masked bloke’s onslaught. It is quite a pity I missed that. I feel a tad bit useless in the fight against fellows like that right now. Halsey looks down for a moment.Hayley Halsey: I feel a bit useless as well.
Brianna Casablancas: Bugger off with that attitude. You have the potential to the biggest star in this company because you don’t back down. Women like you don’t just fade away into the background, even if you are having a hard time finding your footing. You were champion…
Hayley Halsey: ...in a company that closed the minute I won a championship.
Brianna Casablancas: That doesn’t make you NOT a champion or that you will never be champion again. From one champion who never lost a title to another, you will win gold again. Do yourself a favor and don’t back down from any fight or challenge. If you happen to be unhappy with your performance, go out there next week and be better. Fear isn’t real. Like any other emotion, it is something that exists in your mind. You can train your brain to ignore all of the buggaboo swishing around up there. Halsey stands up, looking away from Casablancas who is trying to sit up on her hospital bed.Hayley Halsey: So ...what you are saying is?
Brianna Casablancas: You know what I am saying, my dear. I’m not telling you anything about yourself that you don’t already know. You are uncrowned champion, so why don’t you go and do things that champions do? Hayley takes a moment to think this over before pulling her cell phone out of her purse. She hits one of her contacts on speed dial. The person on the other end answers. Hayley Halsey: Yes, Syxx. This is Hayley…She looks over at the always smiling Brianna Casablancas and responds to her boss confidently. Hayley Halsey: I want Hannah Stanton next week and I’m not taking “no” for an answer. We cut to a close up of Syxx Gibbler talking on her smart phone, listening intently. Her face is incredibly annoyed, but her tone of voice is quite pleasant. She answers the person on the other end.Syxx Gibbler: Well, if you want really want to fight her, I guess I have no choice, but to book you two in a match next week. I appreciate your enthusiasm to get back in the ring so quickly.She listens a bit more to Hayley Halsey on the phone as she rolls her eyes at her request. Syxx Gibbler: Very good. Good luck, future champion. She hangs up the phone as the camera pans out to reveal her sitting in her office which resides behind the scenes of Knotts Berry Farm. There is someone at the other end of her desk, but they remain off screen for the time being.Syxx Gibbler: Oh, I am so booking her in a “House of 1,000 Corpses” match ...so she can become one of those corpses. The person on the other end of the desk leans in with a disgusted curiosity. Samson clearly doesn’t agree with the boss’s booking decision and her obvious hatred of one of her own employees. He raises an eyebrow to her. Samson: What is a “House of 1,000 Corpses” match?She shrugs back at him behind the desk.Syxx Gibbler: I don’t know yet, but I can guarantee that it will be fun for Stanton, but a living hell for Halsey. Right in time for the Halloween season, too. Speaking of which, I’m trying to decide on my costume. What do you like better? Sexy Handmaiden or sexy Thanos?Samson gives her a perplexed look, as if he doesn’t understand how a woman like Syxx could even get a job where she is running an entire federation. Samson: That is not what I am here to talk about. She leans over, curious as to what this man could possibly want from her. She makes sure that he can get a good look at her cleavage while doing so. She paid good money for those things. Instead, he looks her in the eyes the entire time.Syxx Gibbler: Really? Let me guess ...you want a shot at Mad Maxx? Get in line. Everybody wants a piece of her at this point. I bet you are wishing that you were more popular with our fans because they voted Hannah to be the first challenger.He shakes his head at the suggestion of this.Samson: No. As much as I appreciate the people who come here to watch all of us perform, I would rather earn my shot. I am not going to win the title through a popularity contest, but through my hard work. Rest assured, I will hold title, but it will be after I shed enough blood, sweat, and tears for it. I don’t live by short-cuts. Syxx Gibbler: Okay, then why are you wasting my precious time. Might I remind you of Hayley Halsey and what happens when people make demands of me. Samson: Hate to break it to you, but I’m going to demand all I want. Put me in whatever “punishment” match you want. I can handle it because there is a lot of shit going on here that I can’t tolerate miss ...and I don’t think you are going to do enough to stop it. She nods, agreeing with his assumption.Syxx Gibbler: There are some exceptions to that, but for the most part you are spot on. You, more than anyone, understands that violence and discourse is good for business. He sighs to himself, knowing all too well how people like Syxx operate. The names and the faces don’t matter to them. Samson: I thought you would say something like that. She leans back in her chair.Syxx Gibbler: So ...how can I make your life a living hell now?
Samson: The Zaibatsu.
Syxx Gibbler: What about them?
Samson: They need to be stopped. I want to be the one to stop them. There is something about having a squadron of hired guns wandering around these halls that just doesn’t sit well with me. It is something that can easily be taken advantage of. Hell, you had a teenager get obliterated by them.
Syxx Gibbler: Hahahaaha ...yeah, that was hilarious.
Samson: No, it wasn’t. She stops when she realizes just how serious he is about this subject. Syxx Gibbler: If it makes you feel better, she was way more distraught over having her phone destroyed.
Samson: It doesn’t. They are going to have way too much of a foothold on this company sooner than you think.
Syxx Gibbler: Well ...yeah ...it is called a free market. But if you want the opportunity to take them on, you have the freedom to do that as well. However, you need to remember that you are just one man and they are an army.
Samson: Oh, I know that all too well, but I am not going to back down.
Syxx Gibbler: That’s the spirit. Now get out of my office.He gets up to leave, but there is a figure looming in the doorway. Victor Baron steps into the office with a menacing presence about him. Samson is immediately on his guard as the handler of Abattage makes his presence. However, he ignores the presence of the soldier, instead concentrating on Syxx. Victor Baron: Ms. Gibbler, you and I need to have a conversation about some of your more recent decisions. Even Gibbler changes her tone and stance around Baron. She knows that he is a very dangerous man, and someone that needs to be appeased. Syxx Gibbler: Yes, of course, Victor. How may I help you?Victor Baron: The question isn’t “how may you help me,” but it is more of a matter of how you can protect your company and its roster members. Despite not liking either person in the room, Samson steps in between Victor and Syxx.Samson: That sounds a lot like a threat.
Victor Baron: That is because it is one and this is a conversation between myself and Miss Gibbler. I believe you were on your way out.
Samson: I think I’d rather stay.
Victor ignores Samson’s presence and turns back to Syxx.
Victor Baron: I think you know damn well that the Monster Factory shouldn’t just have the title, but Abattage should be getting that shot tonight. Nobody on your roster could stop him. He was indestructible.
Samson: ...except he wasn’t because he didn’t leave as champion. Everyone made sure of that. He turns to Samson annoyed by his pointing out the facts. Baron turns back to Syxx.Victor Baron: Regardless, he is the uncrowned champion and should be taking his title tonight. Instead, you are giving it to a woman who did nothing but drive a car into the theme park.
Syxx Gibbler: The fans chose her.
Victor Baron: That doesn’t matter to me. It doesn’t matter to my beast. If you want to give Kristiansen the shot tonight, that is fine. I’ll give you this one, but Abattage WILL be the next to challenge for the title.
Syxx Gibbler: I’ll take it under consideration.
Victor Baron: NO! You will do it.Victor snaps at Syxx until Samson once again inserts himself into the conversation. Samson: ...or you’ll do what?Victor turns to Samson with a cocky smile, knowing full well the power he possesses over everyone right now. Victor Baron: Oh, I think you know what I’ll do. I will let Abattage out ...for every single match. He will run loose. He will obliterate every single person on the roster until she gives me what I want. And who knows? Maybe he’ll grow tired of feasting on the roster and start to take his rage out on some of the fans in attendance. Samson goes cold as Victor creeps toward him.Victor Baron: I am may be his handler, but I am also protecting you and everyone in the Wild House from him. You were able to the right thing once, and with the help of half a dozen people, you got lucky. You know you got lucky. You lived through war. You lived through hell. Samson, do you really want to have to do the “right thing” every show if Abattage if is set free? More importantly, CAN you do the right thing if that happens? Physically, yes, you can try. But I don’t think you can mentally put yourself in that position again. So ...instead of doing the right thing when that happens, you do the right thing now and don’t antagonize the person with the launch codes. Are we clear? Samson stands face to face with him, ready to strike or retort. He thinks it through and backs out of the office, not taking his gaze off of Baron. He wants to do something, but decides against it, leaving the office. Baron waits for him to leave the office before sitting down across from Syxx. Victor Baron: So ...now that that’s out of the way, I believe we can do business.
Syxx Gibbler: Oh, you mean your hostile takeover? Sure, let’s talk about how you have my hands tied right now. What do you want?
Victor Baron: Again, you know what I want.
Syxx Gibbler: The title.
Victor Baron: Exactly.
Syxx Gibbler: ...and if I don’t give Abattage a shot…
Victor Baron: Your roster, your promotion, and whatever master plan you may or may not have will go up in flames as Abattage unleashes his onslaught. Even you, with your love for crash TV, knows that is bad for your business. You can’t get ratings if there is no roster to jump through your hoops ...and you have no job. We both know that there are no more second chances for you. If you blow this, you would be lucky to get a job writing terrible scripts for Fuller House. Gibbler slinks her head down, thinking long and hard about this decision. He chimes in once more.Victor Baron: This way, I am at least giving you a controlled environment. The only people who get hurt are Maxx and Kristiansen. Syxx Gibbler: Why both? Why not whoever is holding the title.
Victor Baron: They both need to pay. Hannah for her hubris and Maxx for taking what was rightfully ours. Everyone else is safe until the match. Again, Syxx thinks long and hard about this proposition before answering him. Syxx Gibbler: Fine. We are preparing for our first ever Mega-event on Black Friday. THAT is when Abattage gets his shot at whoever the champion is after tonight. Are you happy?He stands up and politely shakes her hand.Victor Baron: You should be. You just saved your job and the entire roster.He gets up and is about to head to the door, but stops and turns back toward Syxx.Victor Baron: Oh, and one more thing…
Syxx Gibbler: What?
Victor Baron: I promised you that I will not unleash Abattage onto your roster, but that does not mean that others will not go after him and inadvertently let him loose. Might be for revenge, might be in a misguided attempt to stop him, or maybe to control him. Either way, I have no liability if someone tries to be noble and goes after him before the match. If they set him loose, that is not my problem. Remember that.He leaves Syxx as she contemplates this. Once he is gone, she quickly gets on the phone and speed dials someone.Syxx Gibbler: Yes. You know how you have a plan for everything? You know how I have a job to do to protect that vision? And how you are paying me a shit ton of money for that? The person on the phone talks back to her.Syxx Gibbler: Well, I’m going to need more than a shit ton of cash because we might have a problem.
We fade as Syxx looks out into the distance, almost terrified.
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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 12, 2018 15:09:47 GMT
We are back at ringside as the cameras focus on Zelda Orion and Harry Hanson at the commentary booth. Zelda directly acknowledges the cameras and by extension, the audience at home.
Zelda Orion: Welcome back to the sophmore episode of Bloodlust only on Twitch TV.
Harry Hanson: Yes, that amazing part of the internet where you can watch wrestling, see Zelda play fortwatch or whatever the fuck you kids enjoy, and also watch my feed.
Zelda Orion: ...which constantly gets banned because you keep whipping “it” out.
Harry Hanson: Gabrielle can get away with it, but I can’t?
Zelda Orion: We had to pay a very serious fine for that first video Gabrielle paid.
Harry Hanson: But at least one of our interns left a very happy man.
Zelda Orion: Oh Devon ...he was fired ...but has shot about 1,000 movies since his big break. He goes by the name Rob Clydesdale now.
Harry Hanson: Good for him, man.
Zelda Orion: Speaking of twitch, and Gabrielle for that matter, we have ourselves a MEGA-EVENT happening on Black Friday on Twitch TV. That is right. You don’t have to pay a damn thing to watch what is already shaping up to be an amazing card on the 23rd. You just have to be plugged into twitch ...and maybe kick down a superchat or two.
Harry Hanson: A super what?
Zelda Orion: I don’t have the time to explain. Either way, we now know the first official match set for that big show on Black Friday. After their night long altercation during the pilot which spanned the whole theme park, Syxx Gibbler has officially signed Gabrielle Montgomery to take on the God loving Gold Medalist, Eliza Lovecraft.
Harry Hanson: Now that is a match that I am looking forward to. Hopefully Gabrielle decides to just wrestle in the nude.
Zelda Orion: I can actually see that happening knowing how liberal Montgomery is. Eliza wouldn’t like it though.
Harry Hanson: Then she should get naked to0.
Zelda Orion: THAT I don’t see EVER happening.
Harry Hanson: A man can dream, can’t he?
Zelda Orion: I’m sure you do.
Harry Hanson: Every night under the covers.
Zelda Orion: TMI. Anyways, that is on the 23rd, but coming up next we have a highly anticipated Tandem match between The Hollywood Bucks and The French Mime Assassins.
Harry Hanson: FINALLY! I’ve been wanting to see more of the Bucks since the pilot episode and now I have my wish.
Zelda Orion: During that pilot episode we saw the Bucks and the Mimes clash multiple times over grabbing the Epic Title. Now these two eccentric teams look to establish tandem dominance here in the early life of the company.
Harry Hanson: Do the Mimes treachery know no limits?
Zelda Orion: What treachery?
Harry Hanson: The evil mind games they played with Jessica.
Zelda Orion: That bitch should’ve known that glass wasn’t real.
Harry Hanson: But then it was.
Zelda Orion: Oh yeah ...that was pretty great.
Bobby Spencer: This next contest is set for one fall
CROWD: ONE FALL The crowd of course gave the chant that seemed to be law for wrestling fans now but Bobby ignored them and carried on.
As we hear the La Marseillaise ( French National Anthem) started to play we see two men walk out with white face paint wearing white and black strips stepped out. Yes folks we have two mimes on the stage. It was Comme Çi & Çomme Ça the identical mimes who proudly stepped out onto the top of the ramp, soon they were joined by their manager Francis Ford Cuppola and his assistant Rodney P who was standing behind them, though Francis seems happier to be there than Rodney. Then they triumphantly proceed down the ramp miming their impending victory. Lots of clasped hands over their head in triumph like they won an Indy car race. They mimed sipping some tea as the walked down the ramp. As they reached the bottom of the ramp a fan yelled out FUCK FRANCE to which the mimes have him a double one finger salute however Cuppola stepping in to get them into the ring! Once in the ring either mime has a bounce to their step before they walked to the corner to get ready. Zelda Orion: Well ...some of the crowd is obviously not happy with the French, but I personally think these Mimes have shown great promise thus far.
Harry Hanson: Really? You don’t find them creepy and off-putting?
Zelda Orion: I deal with creepy and off-putting every time I put on a head-set, Harry.
Harry Hanson: There is just something about Mimes that doesn’t sit right with me. They could be great in the ring, but you never know when they are going to trap you in an invisible box. I was trapped in there for hours before they finally gave me the invisible key.
Zelda Orion: How do you function as a human being?
Harry Hanson: Lots of medicinal marijuana.
Zelda Orion: Word that. Just then "She's Got the Look" by Candlelight Red hits the P.A system as the woman only known as Big Mama Buck comes out from behind the curtain with a martini glass in hand and oversized sunglasses over her eyes. She stops at the end of the entryway as her daughters, Jessica and Bobbi, come out from behind the curtain wearing mink coats over the tiny ring gear they are wearing. They are wearing sunglasses as well. Jessica and Bobbie stop at the side of Mama as she takes a sip of drink. Suddenly, they begin to move in slow motion as their hair blows wildly from an offscreen fan. While this is going on, Jessica grinds wildly, caressing herself as Bobbi gives off a flirty smile while posing in a semi-bent over position that shows off all the right curves. The half-sisters strut down to the ring like they are better than everyone else with Big Mama following behind them. They stop at the end of the walkway and drop their coats to the ground revealing their wrestling attire ...and the fact that Jessica is coated in baby oil. They hop up onto the apron, lean against the ropes and together backflip over the top rope and into the ring. Big Mama claps them on as Jessica caresses herself in the middle of the ring and Bobbi drops into splits in front of her. The men in the crowd loudly wolf whistled at the sisters. Soon however they got in the ring and into their corner and started to get ready to compete. With that being done we see Bobby Spencer walk to the middle of the ring smirking as he did. Harry Hanson: Greatest ring entrance ever.
Zelda Orion: Well, you and the fans certainly seem to be enjoying it that is for sure. Personally, all I’ve seen the Bucks do thus far has been bicker with each other, run into fake and real glass, and look sexy.
Harry Hanson: But you have to admit that Big Mama put together a hell of a team here.
Zelda Orion: Why? Because she happened to have two daughters who happen to be models and are competent in the ring?
Harry Hanson: That might or might not be true because frankly I can’t pay attention to the wrestling when they are around, but Big Mama certainly has been able to motivate them thus far.
Zelda Orion: You can’t deny that. This cougar as a control over them that makes them stay on the same page ...albeit barely.
Harry Hanson: Barely pretty much describes their ring gear.
Zelda Orion: Yeah ...come to WWU, wrestle in pretty much bikinis. That makes sense.
Bobby Spencer: Introducing first They hail from the great country of France Loud boos were heard once more at the motion of that country. Bobby Spencer: Weighing in at Four Hundred Pounds they are Comme Çi & Çomme Ça The French Mime Assassins. The mimes did a strongman impression to boos. They did not like that but carried on regardless before Bobby continued. Zelda Orion: We do have some nationalism going on tonight as these fans clearly do not like the French.
Harry Hanson: What is there to like? They eat frogs, like Jerry Lewis, and are afraid of the dark.
Zelda Orion: That last one is Canadians.
Bobby Spencer: And their opponents They hail from Hollywood California weighing in at 256 Pounds they are Jessica and Bobbi. The Hollywood Bucks. Again some fans loudly cheer the Bucks for their looks. We then see the teams talking to each other seemingly checking to see who would start out. Moments later Comme Ci and Jessica Buck step out and it’s Comme Ca and Bobbi Buck who would start. Zelda Orion: This one is under way as Bobbi and Ca are the ones starting for their teams here. Pride is on the line as I think both tandems want to establish themselves as the group to beat.
Harry Hanson: Bucks already won.
Zelda Orion: In wrestling, not whatever weird scale you grade people.
Harry Hanson: That scale is called “Hanson-o-meter” and it is based on a number of different qualifiers.
Zelda Orion: Such as …
Harry Hanson: Their body, their boobs, their ass, their thighs, a good mid-section, their tits, dat booty, their body, and if they like Nickelback.
Zelda Orion: This is how you remind me ...that you're a pig. After the bell rung Comme Ca started to make it seemed like he was being protected by something that was in front of him. Bobbi looked on at this and was clearly confused by this action. After a few moment of this Bobbi just balled up her fist and ducked Ca who seemed stunned but this got big cheers. Ca grabbed his jaw and rubbed it clearly annoyed at getting decked like he had. After a few moments Ca got up and as he did he went over to Bobbi going for the tie-up. The pair fought to get the edge and it was Ca who got it before putting Bobbi into a side headlock. He took a moment to work it forcing Bobbi down to a knee. Zelda Orion: Unlike her half-sister, Bobbi is still a newcomer in the business and she is letting that show right now as a more seasoned veteran. Harry Hanson: But can he twerk like Bobbi can?
Zelda Orion: Mimes are masters of controlling their body and engaging their audience. So yeah, probably.
Harry Hanson: But it is less fun when they do it.
Zelda Orion: You have clearly never been to a Cirques Ole’
Harry Hanson: I think you are missing my point here. Bobbi soon forced her way back up and then she elbowed Ca in the chest trying to get out of the hold. Despite the well placed elbows however she was still trapped moments later Ca backed up and as he did this. Ci tagged himself in blindly. Bobbi then threw Ca across the ring but Ca stopped as he acted like he was taking down by the object he had mimed earlier. As Bobbi looked at this again confused Ci grabbed her around the waist and dropped her with a German suplex. Bobbi landed hard before Ci dropped down and covered her.
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Harry Hanson: I swear that was cheating.
Zelda Orion: How?
Harry Hanson: There has to be something in the rules against using invisible foreign objects.
Zelda Orion: Does anybody in this company know the difference between real and fake objects? Ci looked annoyed by this but he got up. He went to do more to Bobbi but she managed to get to her corner tagging in Jessica. Zelda Orion: Jessica is now in. While she is the more experienced of the two Bucks, she is also the less determined of the two. She is more about flaunting was given to her and not so much the win. However, since she started doing Mommy daughter day at the wrestling company, she has been a tad bit more motivated than we’ve seen her elsewhere.
Harry Hanson: I’m motivated now that she is in.
Zelda Orion: Yes, we get it. You are always motivated to play with yourself. Don’t do it here and I won’t press charges.
Harry Hanson: No promises.Jessica got in and tagged Ci with a big right hand. Ci backed up as Jessica came in and as she did this she went over to Ci and kicked him in the gut. As Ci lowered his head Jessica grabbed it and planted him with a DDT. Ci head was spiked into the mat and then Jessica flipped him over for the pin.
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Harry Hanson: Why wouldn’t they?
Zelda Orion: I’m pretty sure they are married.
Harry Hanson: BUT THEY ARE SISTERS? ...actually no. I’m okay with that too.
Zelda Orion: I’m talking about the Mimes.
Harry Hanson: That is disgusting! Jessica looked frustrated but as she did this Mama Buck yelled at her to focus. Jessica looked equally upset by this. She grabbed Ci and pulled him towards her team corner and threw him in. Moments later she went to work on Ci but as she did this Bobbi tagged herself in again. Jessica looked at her as Bobbi put the boots to Ci. Zelda Orion: It looks as if the Bucks are not on the same page and Mama’s berating of her children sure isn’t helping here.
Harry Hanson: How isn’t it helping?
Zelda Orion: Because there is clearly a miscommunication between the two right now. Look how unhappy Jessica is right now.
Harry Hanson: Hey! They both are going out of their way for their mom’s affection. I think competition is good between team mates.
She asked Bobbi what she was doing but Bobbi ignored her before driving her shoulder into the chest of Ci. Jessica was ordered out of the ring by the ref who she berated as she did. Moments later Bobbi pulled Ci out and tried to Irish whip him across the ring but Ci blocked it before he reverse it sending Bobbi into the mimes corner. Ci followed his up with a clothesline Bobbi had no where to go. Ci then tagged in Ca who grabbed hold of Bobbi as Ci did the same and then they took Bobbi over with the double suplex. Ca then picked up Bobbi and slapped her across the chest. After he did this he tagged in Ci. Zelda Orion: The mimes doing what they do best as they double team and quick tag, taking advantage of the bickering Bucks as Bobbi is in a bad place now.
Harry Hanson: They are fiends for double-teaming her like that.
Zelda Orion: This is a tandem match. That kind of wrestling is encouraged here. Ci then mocked Bobbi by grabbing his chest. However as she did this Bobbi reached up and grabbed Ci hitting him with a jaw breaker. Ci stumbled back from the shot and Ca tagged himself in but as he did Bobbi got him down with a dropkick on the jaw. Bobbi then scrambled to get on top of Ca for the pin.
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Harry Hanson: I swear you don’t give either of the Bucks credit. Bobbi is a beautiful young lady who ...um …
Zelda Orion: You nothing about her, do you?
Harry Hanson: Of course I do.
Zelda Orion: Other than her breast size?
Harry Hanson: Um…
Zelda Orion: I rest my case.Bobbi stood up at this point and got right in the face of the ref yelled at (her/him) to do their job. Bobbi then turned back to Ca and threw him into the corner. She then charged in and splashed Ca she then tagged in Jessica. Jessica slapped Ca across the chest and yelled at Bobbi to grab hold of Ca. Bobbi looked annoyed that she had been ordered to this but she grabbed hold of Ca pulling his arms back. Jessica smirked as she saw this and then she backed off before turning and running into the ropes. She then turned and went for a dropkick but Ca moved meaning Jessica hit Bobbi instead. Zelda Orion: There is more of that miscommunication between the Bucks that they are becoming known for leading to them running right into each other. They really should’ve got their shit together knowing they were going to face such an accomplished team like the mimes.
Harry Hanson: They should work out their problems in the ring one day ...in a pillow fight ...with lingerie.
Zelda Orion: 2004 called and they want their female booking back. Jessica looked at Bobbi and started to yell at Bobbi saying it was her fault that the move failed. Bobbi yelled back at her about how she should focus better. Bobbi then looked at Mama Buck and started to seemingly moan about what happened. Meanwhile as this was going on Ca was able to get across the ring and tag in Ci. As he did this Jessica was yelling at Mama Buck about Bobbi. Mama Buck yelled something at her and she turned back to attack Ca but Ca was able to duck under the clothesline and as Jessica turned around Ca got his boot up and gave Jessica a stunner. Jessica fell to the mat seemingly out of it. Ca then went over and covered Jessica.
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Harry Hanson: But you have to admit there were a few moments where you thought they were going to win it.
Zelda Orion: Oh, they show promise, but they need to work together and not let themselves get distracted by themselves or their mother so easily. Either way, The French Mime Assassins pick up a hell of a decisive win tonight. Outside the ring, Francis celebrates the win of his “clowns” as both Bobbi and Jessica slide out of the ring, fighting with each other as they are scolded by Big Mama Buck. The Mimes are gesturing titles around their waist as two figures immediately slide into the ring. Colt and TJ from the Rebel Revolution attack them from behind with clubbing blows that sends them falling forward. Meanwhile, Rebel Roxy has jumped the barricade and whips shoves Jessica into her mother forcing her to hit the barricade hard. A pissed off Bobbi Buck attacks her, but Rebel Roxy drop toe holds her face first into the steel steps. Zelda Orion: No. After a hard fought victory, it looks as if the Mime’s celebration is cut short by the Rebel Revolution.
Harry Hanson: And the female one just maimed Big Mama Buck as well. Why does everyone pick on those gorgeous women ...and their mom.
Zelda Orion: I don’t think this is about any ONE team, but about tag team dominance. You saw what the mimes were gesturing towards before TJ and Colt attacked them. This is about being the best team in WWU!
Harry Hanson: I guess they don’t like being outshined by Mimes, but who does? With the Bucks down, Roxy slides into the ring to help stop on Ca and Ci. Francis yells at them to stop beating up on the clowns just because they won’t perform at the trailer park for their twenty kids/wives. They do not listen to his pleas. Instead, they pull up Ci. TJ and Colt put him in wishbone position as Roxy makes it to the top turnbuckle. She dives off with a headbutt that nails him in the nether region. Ci holds himself in pain. Roxy directs as they pull up Ca in the same position as Roxy goes to the top turnbuckle once more. She dives off from it with a headbutt to Ca’s groin. Francis cries out “how can they impregnate women now?” Harry Hanson: That has to hurt.
Zelda Orion: As heinous as this attack is, you do have to laugh at the number of nut shots that we have seen on the first two shows.
Harry Hanson: You’re right ...we should probably have some kind of counter for that or something. Jessica charges into the ring, wanting revenge for what they did to Mama, but she gets nailed with a pendulum kick from Roxy that sends Jessica into the arms of Colt who nails her with a full nelson, the impact of which sends her into the ropes ...just in time for a feint kick from TJ. She falls assbackwards into the ring. Both Mimes and Bucks are down as Rebel Revolution celebrates in the ring. Zelda Orion: If that isn’t a statement, I don’t know what is. The Rebel Revolution have shown tag team dominance over their rivals tonight.
Harry Hanson: We thought this was a two team feud between the Bucks and Mimes, but it seems as if the Rebels will not be denied.
In the ring, Roxy grabs the microphone from Bobby Spencer.Rebel Roxy: So ...you guys wanted to have a tag team match and didn’t invite us, huh? That is fine. We don’t need an invitation. Welcome to the Suburbs, bitches.
She hands off the microphone to Colt, who addresses the crowd.Colt: Let that be a lesson to these two bitches, the idiots in make up, the Zaibatsu, or any other group who wants to team up. We are THE team in WWU and we will run over anyone who gets in our way.Finally, TJ is handed over the mic.TJ: So what that this so-called Goddess has the title. That’s ONE title and it isn’t the THE title we are after. We’ve been in Syxx’s office; we’ve been backstage. We’ve also heard rumors. We know that tag team titles are coming. We are here demanding first shot at that because we’ve just proven that we ARE the team to beat. If there are any objections, we’ll gladly prove you wrong. TJ drops the mic as he and his cohorts leave the Bucks and The Mimes in shambles. The fans boo the Rebel Revolution as they throw up cocky gestures to their detractors. Zelda Orion: As if the beat down wasn’t enough, the boys and girls of the RR just made their intentions very well known tonight.
Harry Hanson: Wait. There have been rumors of a tag team championship. Why haven’t I heard about this? Am I not popular enough to hear gossip?
Zelda Orion: It is common sense. We have some great teams here looking to compete. It was just going to be a matter of time. We’ll see if that comes to fruition. We fade out as the Rebel Revolution pose on the rampway after their decimation of the rest of the tag team division.
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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 13, 2018 16:02:42 GMT
We open up on an image of Eliza Lovecraft running early in the morning along the busy strip of Beach blvd. She has her hoodie up as the sun rises behind her. As this happens, the sun slowly rises behind her. A voice over can be heard over this imagery. Eliza Lovecraft: So ...I’ve just been told that I am facing the depraved Gabrielle Montgomery at the Mega-event on Black Friday. Next, there is imagery of her using the free weights at her local gym, clearly toning and preparing herself for battle in the ring. Eliza Lovecraft: Well, Gabrielle, let me tell you something ...a fornicating de-generate like you shouldn’t be allowed in the ring with an athlete such as myself. Let me spell it out for you: I am a gold medalist. You are a porn star. That is ALL you are. You may say you are a wrestler as well, but I just see trash who looks to pollute those wee minds watching us for inspiration and hope.Next up, footage of Eliza in the front of her church is shown as she listens intently to what the pastor is saying. There is a fascinated smile on her face as she soaks in every word of the gospel. There is no boredom or pretention on her face. Eliza Lovecraft: While you are exploiting your body for money, I am honing mine for excellence; for victory. I spent years becoming the monumental athlete you see before you. Accolades in volleyball, soccer, and many different hand to hand combat sports lead me here. How did you get here? Well ...I don’t even want to say how you got here, but it wasn’t by overcoming the odds. You post on twitter your face on the covers of all the “films” you’ve been in. That is nice. I’ve been on the cover of Wheaties boxes.As her voice over plays, we see images of her volleyball team being awarded the gold medals, her winning MMA contests, then finally her Wheaties boxes on the shelves of supermarkets in Australia.Eliza Lovecraft: And alas, I have to face you in the ring in a few short weeks because you couldn’t accept that I deserved to be the first ever Epic Champion. Like most people in that industry, you thought you could spread your legs and be given an award for it. That isn’t how the real world works. So yes, I will fight you and show that it takes blood sweat and tears to be a champion ...not those other fluids you soak yourself in on a daily basis. There is footage of her slamming her fists into a punching bag and then her training in the ring against several other opponents. We see her nail the pele kick multiple times against multiple enemies.Eliza Lovecraft: Why am I accepting this match? Because of the fans. They deserve a strong female role model and they don’t get that with women like you running around, preaching sex to the masses. I’ll fight because of my own testimony to the Lord up above. In this ring, I preach abstinence and purity. We see images of her speaking at several different schools, book signings, and doing appearances at Make-a-Wish functions. Eliza Lovecraft: Through my athleticism, I show that concentrating on glory is more powerful than lust any day. And now, I am being challenged with common smut peddler. Worse, a smut peddler who would defile a Gold medalist just to get her rocks off. Come Black Friday, I am going to make you tap for your lecherous ways. Because I serve the one true God and you are just monster that needs to be put down. The scene fades as we see her run towards the rising sun, throwing punches into the air, preparing for her upcoming war with Gabrielle. The cameras cut back to Syxx’s office as she is playing on cell phone and not really doing much of anything. Suddenly, the door slams open and Blake Belladonna confidently strides into the ring. She is there with a purpose. Syxx doesn’t even have a chance to get off her phone before Belladonna lays out her demands. Blake Belladonna: Why don’t I have a match?Syxx puts down her phone and shrugs.Syxx Gibbler: Seeing that I barely know who you are, it makes perfect sense why you don’t have a match.Belladonna leans against her desk.Blake Belladonna: I didn’t even get a chance to chase after the Epic title and now you don’t even book me on this show? I want to wrestle. Gibbler takes a closer look at her and then realizes who she is speaking to. She starts to laugh.Syxx Gibbler: Oh, that’s right. You are the lingerie football model who Stanton took out and then suddenly you are on twitter talking about this major grudge you have with Mad Maxx. You realize that she doesn’t even know you exist, right?
Blake Belladonna: I came here to wrestle. I want my opportunity and if that means taking that title away from Maxx, I’ll … Again, Syxx Gibbler busts into laughter at this notion.Syxx Gibbler: Oh ...no. You aren’t getting a title match of any kind. Again, you got taken out very early on during the pilot episode. I’m not going to reward weakness with a title. Once again, you aren’t a blip on Maxx’s radar, nor Abattage, nor Kristiansen. Hell, it took me a long time to remember that I even hired you. Even Stanton took you out because you were somewhat of a weak link.
Blake Belladonna: I’M NOT! Let me get into the ring and PROVE that I am just as good as Maxx. I am just as good as Kristiansen. I can do it. Right here tonight.
Syxx Gibbler: That isn’t happening. Let me lay down some truth on you. You were hired for one reason and one reason only: you look good in a bikini. Besides that, you are a blank slate to me. I can slap your picture on a roster page and teenage boys will drool. I can have you look pretty next to celebrities when they pop up. I can have you appear backstage with the rest of the roster because you are pretty. But that is ALL you are here. Dr. Gina was right. You are JUST a lingerie football model. Blake grabs Syxx by the collar of her blouse and Syxx begins to take her just a little more seriously.Blake Belladonna: I am NOT just that. I am a wrestler. You’ll give me a match or…
Syxx Gibbler: ...or what? You’ll assault me. Guess what? I’m about to ensure that someone gets fired in just a few moments. I have no problem doing that to a person I already forgot was on the roster again. You lay your hands on me and you don’t get a paycheck. You touch me and you prove me one hundred percent correct because flouncing around in your underwear, trying to catch a football will be ALL you do from that point on. At least this way, you do what you do best and get an undeserved roster slot.
Blake Belladonna: You can’t treat your talent this way.
Syxx Gibbler: Well, it is a damn good thing you don’t have any. Frustrated, Belladonna lets go of Syxx’s collar. Syxx adjusts herself as Belladonna glares at her. Blake Belladonna: I’m going to get my match. You will give me my opportunity. Gibbler goes back to playing on her phone, waving her off.Syxx Gibbler: Sure, you will ...when you prove that you are more than just a pair of tits. The cameras catch up with Hannah Stanton who is rocking back and forth, muttering to herself. She seems to have made herself a home in one of the empty facades in the Calico Ghost Town located within Knotts Berry Farm. She is looking at something intently on the wall as Dr. Gina Riggs paces behind her. Hannah Stanton: Why does Hayley want to hurt me, momma?
Dr. Gina Riggs: She is seeking validation and targeting you to do it. You will make her choke on that validation next week. Don’t you concern yourself with her. Gina then looks at the wall that Hannah is staring intently at.Dr. Gina Riggs: ...and I see that you are more concerned with someone else entirely. Did you find yourself a new little playmate?Hannah nods excitedly to her matriarch.Hannah Stanton: She is so pretty, momma and so pure. I want to be her best friend. Gina looks at the photos on the wall and scoffs at them. She then glares intently at her patient. Dr. Gina Riggs: I hate to break to you sweetheart, but people like her will never be friends with precious women like you. She doesn’t know you. She doesn’t understand you. You are right though when you say she is pure. She is TOO pure of heart. Look at all those smiles, mocking you. Telling you that you can never have what she has. She doesn’t know the pain of existence. All she knows is happiness and praise. You can try to be-friend her, but she will just shun you for being born the way you are. You don’t belong in her world. Stanton looks at her, almost pleading to her mentor.
Hannah Stanton: Is there no way to be her friend, momma? Maybe I won’t have to go back to that place if I…Riggs interrupts her as if she just came up with a brilliant idea. Dr. Gina Riggs: I suppose there is one way for you and her to be friends. You might not ever be able to know true happiness, but you can definitely create a connective tissue between the two of you. There is only one way for you to bond with another. MISERY! You have it. She doesn’t. The only way for the two of you to be friends is to take that happiness away from her. Release her of that purity and replace it with hate. If you do that, the two of you can be friends. Hannah looks up at her, hopeful that her mother’s promise will come true. Hannah Stanton: Really, momma?
Dr. Gina Riggs: Yes. Are you up for that?
Hannah Stanton: Yes, momma. I can do that.
Dr. Gina Riggs: Good. Let’s get started.Gina turns her back to Hannah and looks at the pictures on the wall. She gives a quick smile as we fade out.
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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 13, 2018 17:22:54 GMT
Zelda Orion: Welcome back. After a show stopper of an opening match by two complete unknowns and the interesting tag team contest, we are looking to see the debut of our newest signing. Her name is Azura Vebbins and, like a lot of the roster, she is quite the character.
Harry Hanson: But she has glasses.
Zelda Orion: What does that have to do with anything?
Harry Hanson: I don’t find that attractive.
Zelda Orion: You seem like the type that would be into a sexy librarian.
Harry Hanson: Wait. She’s a librarian? That changes everything.
Zelda Orion: If you follow her twitter, you’d find a young lady who isn’t just excited to get in the ring here at the Wild House, but she is very curious as to who her first opponent is going to be. She has been researching most of the roster in preparation for this match. Even we don’t know who she is facing tonight. Let’s find out now
Bobby Spencer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first… Azurine is already in the ring as Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Postmodern Jukebox plays over the loudspeaker. She dances tastefully in the ring as the fans who know her cheer her on for her debut match. She politely waves to all the people in the Wild House cheering for her, Bobby Spencer: ...already in the ring and weighing in at one hundred fifteen pounds and hailing from Malibu, California ...Azurine Vebbins. Vebbins waves to the crowd in attendance as Bobby introduces her. Harry Hanson: Well ...she is certainly an odd one, isn’t she?
Zelda Orion: I think the term you are looking for is “traditional.”
Harry Hanson: No. That is what I would say if I was trying to be nice.
Zelda Orion: Either way, this is a girl who is excited to compete, no matter who her opponent may be.
Harry Hanson: I think we are about to find out real soon here. Azurine’s dancing around is interrupted by the sounds of “Notorious” by Duran Duran. She is shocked to see that the owner of Wild Wrestling Unleashed is making her way to the ring with a plastic smile on her face. Syxx stops at the rampway with a microphone in hand as Azurine doesn’t know what to expect. Harry Hanson: What the hell is Syxx doing here?
Zelda Orion: As one of her closest friends, I can guarantee you that it is nothing good for Azurine tonight. She’s a fun girl, but definitely loves to stir the shit just because she can.
Harry Hanson: Oh, this could be a lot of fun then.
Zelda Orion: Maybe not for any fan of Azurine.
Harry Hanson: She just showed up here. How can she have any fans?
Zelda Orion: Um ...she’s wrestled elsewhere and she is huge on twitter. Syxx waits for the crowd to die down before addressing the newest signing to WWU.Syxx Gibbler: You know, Azurine, I like your spunk. It is infectious. I also liked your enthusiasm when it was announced that I was closing applications a while back. You’re a person who DEFINITELY wants to be here in the Wild House and tonight I’m giving you the opportunity to prove that, Azzy. I can call you “Azzy,” right? It doesn’t matter, I’ve already decided that it is obnoxiously cute. So yes, you will have the opportunity to wrestle in the Wild House ...but it may be the LAST time you wrestle here. Azurine is flabbergasted as there are a chorus of boos for Syxx’s decision as it is clear what she is getting at. Syxx Gibbler: You see, while I like your vigor, I also find you utterly annoying.To be blunt, I don’t know if you belong here and I don’t know if there is any room for someone like you and your “alternative” personality. This is not a house of submissives. This is a house of action. So, tonight, you are fighting for your contract with WWU. If you win, there is no problem. HOWEVER, if you lose, you don’t work here. Period. The fans start yelling “bullshit” at Gibbler. Gibbler pays no mind to them. Syxx Gibbler: But don’t worry, your opponent is in the same position you are in. If she loses, I redact her contract. This guarantees that you are BOTH fighting tooth and nail tonight for everyone’s entertainment. Now as to the identity of your opponent ...remember how I said this was a house of action. But do you know what this house isn’t? It isn’t one of love. There is no love here ...only pain. That is why I would like to introduce to your opponent for the evening. #ShocktheSystem "Are You Ready" begins to play as strobe lights begin to shine around the arena. Ame walks out and looks around towards Azurine with great dismay. A few seconds later, she walks down the ramp, focused and ready. As she makes it to the ring, she jumps up onto the apron and slingshots into the ring, landing in the middle with a fist down on the mat, looking down, ashamed at what is about to happen. Azurine looks across from her, shocked at this match that Syxx just made. Bobby Spencer: And her opponent ...from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at one hundred thirty pounds ...Amedea Rao.
Zelda Orion: WHOA! This is low, even for Syxx. I’ll typically defend her decisions, but this is straight up cruel.
Harry Hanson: Wait ...what? How is this cruel?
Zelda Orion: Amedea is Azurine’s girlfriend. They are totally in love with each other and are very open about it. They were both excited to be working together ...and now they have to fight each other for a job here in WWU.
Harry Hanson: They are lesbians? I liked them both WAY better now. It is a pity that I will never get to see them make out on account of, you know, one of them not having a job after this match.
Zelda Orion: This is certainly not an ideal position for the fiery fighter or the woman with the ideology of a 1950’s housewife. Amedea’s music dies down as the two lovers stare at each other from across the ring. They lock eyes, both not believing what they are being forced to do. Both look like they are about to leave the ring, but Syxx is still on the rampway and addresses both of them. Syxx Gibbler: Oh, and since this is my company, I’m just going to add that if you both refuse to fight or one lays down for the other or you get a count out, I’m firing you both. So have fun tonight and I hope this doesn’t destroy your relationship forever, I just LOOOVVVVEEE reading your adorable tweets. The bell rings as Syxx leaves the ringside area and the two women look at each other, both not wanting to fight the other or get fired. They circle around each other for a few moments before finally locking up. Before anyone can get the upper hand, they disengage. Neither wants to win this test of strength. They don’t want to KNOW which one would win this. Once again, they are pacing around each other, maybe even contemplating walking out despite losing their jobs. Zelda Orion: This is incredibly hard to watch. They don’t want to do this. They don’t want to be responsible for the other losing their job.
Harry Hanson: It isn’t hard for me to watch. This was brilliant on the part of Syxx. I’m fully entertained with the heartbreak these two are going through.
Zelda Orion: They aren’t even fighting yet. Amedea looks at Azurine. Azurine nods, knowing full well that they are going to have to fight if they want to stay employed. They lock up again and Amedea immediately wins the test of strength and puts her girlfriend in a headlock. Azurine reverses it into a wristlock, but she gets nailed with a snapmare. Amedea shakes her head as she pulls Azurine back up to her feet. Azurine takes the moment of weakness and delivers an open palm strike that stuns her lover. She then charges and nails her with a jumping clothesline. This sends Amedea to the ropes. Azurine lunges at her, but she catches her in her arms. Amedea lands a gutwrench suplex with a bitter expression on her face. Zelda Orion: That looked like it might have hurt Azurine physically, but that also hurt Amedea emotionally.
Harry Hanson: Yeah. Isn’t this great television?
Zelda Orion: It is painful to watch.
Harry Hanson: Yeah ...but in a True Detective season 2 kinda way. Azurine tries to get to her feet, but Amedea hits her with a twisting spine buster. Trying to just end this quickly, Amedea makes the pin.
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Azurine kicks out. Zelda Orion: You have to believe that Amedea wanted her girlfriend to stay down and there might have been a split second where Azurine thought about it. But these two are competitors and they know that they need to put their all into this match.
Harry Hanson: It all comes down to what is more important: their well being or their relationship. Sex is going to be so awkward after this for them.
Zelda Orion: You are picturing them having sex now aren’t you?
Harry Hanson: Yes ...but really angry sex.
Zelda Orion: Great. Now I’m picturing you picturing them having rough sex. You’re the worst. Amedea pulls Azurine back up, but she gets rolled up into a small package that takes her by surprise.
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SHOULDER UP!Zelda Orion: Azzy almost stole this one.
Harry Hanson: That is one feisty librarian.
Azurine rolls away from Amedea and charges at her with a running DDT that lays out her girlfriend. Rao pulls herself back up but gets nailed with a knee strike that sends her backwards. In a burst of energy, Azurine slingshots off the ropes and goes for a bulldog on Rao. Also just wanting to end this, goes for the cover again.
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Both get up with sorrowful expressions on their face. They have to keep doing this and they hate it.Zelda Orion: Sadly for these two, this match continues. You have to feel for the conflict going on with these ladies.
Harry Hanson: I’m just picturing their angry sex after this.
Zelda Orion: You’re a dick.Azurine pulls up Rao again and nails her with a wonderful frankensteiner that lays her out. Rao comes to as Azurine springboards off the ropes with a double axe handle that sends her back down to the mat. The fans cheer for this simplistic, yet impressive looking maneuver. Knowing that she can end this right here, Azurine pulls her lover up with a pained expression. She nails her with a northern lights suplex in the center of the ring. She doesn’t want to do this, but wants to keep her down long enough to get the three. Knowing that she will need to do more, Azurine calls for the finish of the match. Zelda Orion: It looks like Azzy wants to get this over with now. She is calling for the Pearly Gatekeeper.
Harry Hanson: I can watch this car crash all night. It is a bummer it has to end so quickly. Azurine sets up the Dragon Suplex ...but as she is about to finish the move, Amedea reverses the move into a Gutwrench Suplex which lays out Azurine. Amedea pulls her back up to her feet and whips her into the ropes. Azurine bounces back, only to get nailed with a spinebuster. Rao pulls her partner up and whips her into the corner before nailing her with a shoulder tackle that makes Azzy fall on her butt. Rao backs up and mouths “I’m sorry” to Vebbins. She goes for a running knee, but Vebbins dodges as Amedea collides with the turnbuckles. Amedea falls backwards and into a small package by Azurine.
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Azurine rolls away, pissed that this has to continue. She charges at Rao, but she is quickly backup and lands killer clothesline on her. Azurine falls on her back as Rao is back on her, lifting her for a powerslam. Once again, she goes to cover Azzy.
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HAND ON THE ROPES!Zelda Orion: Both of these women are giving it their all to keep their job. I don’t think either are going to be the same after this.
Harry Hanson: Yeah. They certainly aren’t going to look at each other the same way either. Azurine takes her arm off the ropes as Amedea goes back to the drawing board. She pulls her up once more, but Azurine nails her with an elbow smash followed by a snap suplex. She pulls up Amedea again and attempts the Pearly Gates once more ...but gets nailed with a right hook that sends Azzie backwards. This is followed by a brutal bicycle kick from Rao. Azzie falls to the mat hard as Amedea immediately goes for the pinfall. Referee Bob Smeckle begins the count as Rao looks extremely unhappy with herself.
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DING DING DING!Bobby Spencer: Here is your winner and keeping her job ...AMEDEA RAO!
Zelda Orion: ...and just like that Amedea wins her first match WWU, but has to watch her girlfriend lose her job because of it.
Harry Hanson: Hey ...she has her win and gets to keep her job. What is there to feel bad about?
Zelda Orion: I think I summed that up fairly well.
Harry Hanson: Oh, so what? Wild Wrestling is survival of the fittest. Both of these okay looking women should understand that. If their love is really that good and pure then surely it will survive this.
Zelda Orion: That isn’t the point.Once the bell rings, Amedea pulls up Azzy and gives her a big hug. Azzie hugs back, happy that her girl gets to keep her job, but severely unhappy that she loses hers. The two embrace in the ring as the fans give an Azzy chant, letting her know that they enjoyed her performance. They hug even tighter, not caring that one or the other won. Zelda Orion: It is good to know that there is no love lost between these two.
Harry Hanson: What everyone was ignoring because of the drama, was that Amedea Rao just showed a whole hell of a lot of power tonight. If she keeps up that performance, she might be a contender that is for sure.
Zelda Orion: Yeah and that is considering that she was probably holding back as well. But either way, this is not exactly a great moment for them or the fans.
Harry Hanson: Syxx is probably laughing her fine ass off though.
Zelda Orion: Yes. She probably is. That girl has always had a sick sense of humor. Amedea holds up Azzy’s arm as the fans give her an ovation, not wanting her to leave the Wild House. Azzy slides out of the ring as the fans cheer for her effort. She looks very distraught that she not just had to wrestle her girlfriend, but she just lost her job as well. The cameras fade out on her walking into the gorilla position.
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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 13, 2018 17:59:10 GMT
The cameras catch up with Roxy Karlsson, who is lifting free weights at the gym located in the Hilton that is in the parking lot of Knotts Berry Farm. She is working up a sweat, concentrating on her next match in WWU as she senses a tiny presence from her. She turns to see a sour faced Webb Constantine behind her. Webb just glares at her. Roxy puts her weights down to address her enemy.Roxy Karlsson: Ja ...what do you want?Webb pulls up a brand new android that is in a very fancy case with her logo on it. Webb types frantically into it before hitting send with a vengeance. Suddenly, Roxy’s phone vibrates on the bench. She grabs it, reads the text she just received, and shakes her head. Roxy Karlsson:No ...I’m not going to pay you for your new phone. Webb utters a long sigh as she types into her android again. Roxy’s phone vibrates again, and once again, she reads it. She scoffs at this. Roxy Karlsson: Ja and what are you going to do if I don’t? And once more, Webb types into the android. Once again, Roxy’s phone vibrates. A horrified expression appears on her face. Roxy Karlsson: You wouldn’t?Webb says nothing ...or text for that matter. Instead she gives a knowing smirk and walks away from Roxy. Karlsson seems visibly upset with whatever threat her nemesis just made.The camera's focus on a creaky wooden door in a mysterious unknown area. We see a bright blue light shine from underneath it. The blue light fades away for a few seconds. Suddenly, the door bursts open, exploding it wooden shards on impact. The man known as Space Lord appears from the debris, running through it in a frenzy. He screams out as the cameras follow him running down the hallway.Space Lord: ABATTAGE!He continues to race down the hallway, focused on getting through it to destroy whatever he is looking for. He turns a corner and another door is in his way. He doesn’t let up and smashes through it. It explodes into hardwood. He yells out again. Space Lord: ABATTAGE! I AM COMING FOR YOU!He races through another hall way but sees that there is a wall in the way. He clenches his jaw and crashes through it. He leaves a giant hole in the wall as he smashes through the debris. After running through this maze of a hallway, he sees the door he is looking for. Abattage is in there. He can feel it. He kicks in the door until he finds himself in the old abandoned room he was looking. He cries out again. Space Lord: ABATTAGE! I WILL END YOU!The room is dark except for the little light shining through the hallway. He hears the heavy breathing and rattling of chains from the man known as Abattage. He also hears some other rustling. Abattage isn’t the only person in this room. A very familiar voice speaks to him. Victor Baron: As fascinating as your sacrifice may be…He clicks on the light to reveal that he is flanked by six other figures. These six are, of course, the Zaibatsu. Jae Un, Gojira, Artio, Badru, and Ximena stand between Victor and the holding area of Abattage. Next to Victor is Caius Fillam.Victor Baron: I’m afraid your management does not want that happening to you tonight. Space Lord steps toward them, willing to bust through all of them if he has to. Gojira takes the lead. Caius puts his hand on his chest to hold him back. Caius Fillam: On behalf of the Zaibatsu, I regret to inform you that we were paid by the highest of bidders to prevent ANYBODY from setting loose this monster. If I were you, I would step back right now and we don’t have a problem. Space Lord looks toward Gojira. Space Lord: GOJIRA ...YOU CAN’T STAND FOR THIS! WE STOPPED THIS MONSTER TOGETHER! The big man of the Zaibatsu says nothing to this. He stands stern at Space Lord challenging him. Caius Fillam: Do yourself a favor, Ziggy Stardust, and just back down. Space Lord: I NEVER BACK DOWN! He runs toward them, but gets a clubbing blow by Gojira and, like a pack of wild dogs, the Zaibatsu start pounding on him. Jae Un and Artio slam whip him into the wall as Artio and Badru pin him down to it so Gojra can nail him with a big boot that sends him crashing through the wall. Space Lord lays in the debris, but doesn’t have time to recover as Ximena busts through the hole in the wall, mounts him, and starts hammering him with punches. Space Lord pushes her off, but the Jae Un, Badru, and Artio are back on him with chops. Gojira has to duck through the hole to make his way into the hallway. He grabs Space Lord by the throat with both hands and lifts him up off his feet. Space Lord struggles as Gojira chokes the life out of him. He then turns that into a brutal chokeslam that slams him into the floor, leaving a dent in it. The five members of the Zaibatsu stand over the downed body of Space Lord. Caius Fillam appears from behind him. Caius Fillam: It was a worthy challenge, but you stood no chance. He looks over at his cohorts.Caius Fillam: Get him out of here. The Zaibatsu pulls up the body of Space Lord and drag him away from the area, protecting the monster known as Abattage. Gabrielle falls backwards onto a King sized bed, looking as if she just had one of the greatest orgasms ever. Gabrielle: Welcome to my world, Eliza. It isn’t a world of rules and blindly following; it is a world of liberation and just doing what feels right. Many would call it hedonism, but I call it letting my hair down and just having a good time. You know, not being up tight all the time like you are. Next we see her from the shoulders up, seemingly not wearing anything, as she is surrounded by droves of men. The pornstar looks ready to go if you will. Gabrielle: I believe that you can be that way to too. That is why I am excited to face you on Black Friday. I want to show you how much more pleasurable life can be if you just give in to your urges. You want to make me tap ...well, I want to make you cum. Because it seems like you never have in your life. If I have to wrestle around with you in the ring to make you realize that ...oh, you know I’m good for some one on one, girl on girl action. Next we see her on the bed wearing a red g-string and matching bra. She has two women on each side of her, also wearing revealing lingerie. She starts by making out with one, then turns to make out with the other. She then forces the other two kiss each other by pulling them by the hair. Gabrielle: You want to take offense to my lifestyle, but I have no shame with what I do. I’m good at it and I make a lot of money doing it. I have a lot of fans doing it. But one thing you are forgetting is that while I’m a firecracker on the screen, I am also a firecracker in the ring. For someone who is a submission specialist, I whipped your firm ass all around that amusement park. So now you want to go again? I have no problem with that, sweetie. I can go all night long. It is what I do. We go back to the scene from earlier, only now, the group of ten men are walking away from her as she towels her face off.
Gabrielle: Because, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter what industry I am in, I am a professional. You? You are JUST an athlete, but I am a brand. Your face has been in a wheaties box in Australia. My face has been on the browsing history of man twelve to sixty five throughout the world. So don’t go telling me that I’m trash. Because this trash isn’t just successful, she doesn’t have to be pretentious while doing it.We then see how successful she is in the ring as images of her fighting Eliza at the pilot episode is shown. This includes putting her in the deadly submission towards the end of the night.Gabrielle: So, Eliza, in a few short weeks, we are going to loosen you up quite a lot. I am going to liberate you from the shackles of your silly belief system. I am going to show you a world of ecstasy that you couldn’t possibly imagine. Because on Black Friday, it will be all about the Wild Women and the rippin’ and the tearin’; the rippin’ and tearin’ We fade out as she walks to the king side bed in a thong, closing the door behind her.
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Post by Syxx Gibbler on Oct 14, 2018 10:28:19 GMT
The cameras cut back to inside the Wild House where the fans are waiting anxiously for what will be the first huge one on one title match in the company. Before that, the camera's focus in on Zelda and Harry. Zelda Orion: It’s been a crazy night so far, fam. Not only did we see a great opening match between two competitors that put them on the map, but we saw a very entertaining tag team match between The Hollywood Bucks and The French Mime Assassins.
Harry Hanson: But their spotlight was quickly taken away by the Rebel Revolution. They dispersed of both of those teams. That pales in comparison to the brilliant business decision Syxx made for Azzy’s first and last match.
Zelda Orion: I wouldn’t go with the word “brilliant” there. Manic is probably a better term. No matter what term you use, it was most definitely cocaine fueled. That girl loves her nose candy.
Harry Hanson: Either way, it was entertaining.
Zelda Orion: But coming up next is the match that has been building on social media for weeks. We will see our first ever one on one Main Event for the Epic Title as Mad Maxx defends against the very worthy Hannah Kristiansen.
Harry Hanson: Worthy? What makes her worthy? She drove a car. That is how she gets a shot.
Zelda Orion: She was chosen by our fans on twitter not just due to that, but her pedigree as a competitor.
Harry Hanson: But she is a mere mortal. What gives her the right to think that she can hang with Mad Maxx?
Zelda Orion: Not only is she a vet who has conditioned herself to peak physical form, but these fans believe in her just as much as she does.
Harry Hanson: Not all of these fans. Maxx has been converting followers by the day.
Zelda Orion: That is very true. It is time for our huge main event.♫ I'm America, drink the water; I'm America, bring you life; I'm America, I'm your daughter; Nobody left behind! ♫ Just as the song kicks into high gear, the entrance curtains are launched to the sides as the beautiful Hannah Kristiansen charges out onto the stage, arms held out at her sides pumping up the fans as pyros erupt all around her. She's clad in a full length digital camouflage-patterned hoodless "All American Badass" boxer's robe, a US flag bandana over her mane of long wavy blonde hair, and a pair of dog tags hanging from a chain around her neck.
♫ I've been bloodied, I've been muddied; Brought down to my knees; I stood in line waiting to shine; Now it's my time; My mother said, that day, to me; This land is for the free; And I've been waiting for so long; No one, no one knows; Now it's my time; I won't be left behind! ♫
A focused look on her face, Hannah marches purposefully down the aisle way steps, slapping a few outstretched hands as she passes by.
♫ I'm America, drink the water; I'm America, bring you life (I won't be left behind); I'm America, I'm your daughter; Nobody left behind; I'm America, drink the water; I'm America, bring you life (I won't be left behind); I'm America, I'm your daughter; Nobody left behind ♫
Upon arriving at ringside, she ascends the steps and stops on the apron, turning to face the crowd. There, feet at shoulder width, she throws her robe open and off in dramatic fashion - revealing a US flag pattern on the inside as it cascades behind her, leaving her arms outstretched like an eagle - exposing her outfit beneath. She then pulls the flag bandana from her head, and tosses it into the crowd.
♫ You thought I'm weak, I couldn't speak; Bite my tongue until it bleeds; Stand aside 'cause this is mine; Now it's my time; All I had was just a dream; And the weight of everything; Mother wish that you could see; How they follow me ♫
Turning, Hannah slips through the ropes and removes the dog tags from around her neck - setting them down in her corner, before doing a few last minute preparations as the song fades out. Zelda Orion: Six weeks. Hannah has known about this title bout for six weeks and has been preparing for this title opportunity that whole time. She’s sent warnings to Maxx on social media, letting her opponent know that she is taking that title tonight. Look at how confident the All American Badass is.
Harry Hanson: You call it being confident. I call it being overzealous. So what there is a vocal minority who voted for her on twitter? It doesn’t mean that she deserves this.
Zelda Orion: Whether you think she deserves it or not, this is happening ...and quite frankly, I think she might make some history against Maxx tonight.
Harry Hanson: Yes, by having the quickest loss ever.
Zelda Orion: She’s not going to let that happen. The venue is bathed in golden light swathed in blue. At the top of the darkened ramp, as Dear Rouge’s “Modern Shakedown” begins it’s intro, is an impressive figure standing with her arms flexed, admiring herself. When the song ramps up, the lights pulse in time with the synth and Max strides confidently, slowly, and methodically down to the ring ensuring all eyes stay trained on her. She strides up the ring steps, lifts a leg and steps imperiously into the ring where she moves to her corner, drapes either arm across either ropes, and bows her head in wait for her opponent. Harry Hanson: And all is better in the world now that our Epic Champion is here.
Zelda Orion: At the pilot, Maxx did the impossible, walking away with the Epic title after a night long race, now she looks do it against her first hungry opponent.
Harry Hanson: Nothing with Maxx is impossible.
Zelda Orion: She definitely has quite soothing, yet competitive presence in the ring. You don’t win the title on your first week on earth without having extreme focus.
Harry Hanson: It isn’t focus. It is benevolence!
Zelda Orion: That is a pretty big word for you.
Harry Hanson: You can thank my “word of the day” calendar. Maxx steps into the center of the ring where Hannah Kristiansen is waiting for her. The two stare each other down before referee Sharon Stoned gets between them, asking Maxx to hand over their title. Maxx does so as Stoned tells each competitor to get into their respective corners. Bobby Spencer is now in the center of the ring next to Stoned ready to make the match announcement. Bobby Spencer: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT for the Wild Wrestling Unleashed Epic Championship. Introducing first, the challenger ...weighing in at two hundred two pounds and hailing from st louis, Missouri ...SHE IS THE ALL AMERICAN BADASS ...SHE IS HANNAH KRISTIANSEN! Kristiansen throws some punches into the air as the fans cheer wildly for her. Bobby Spencer: ...AND her opponent, sent from Heaven and weighing in at one hundred thirty pounds ...she is the Wild Wrestling Unleashed Epic Champion ...MAD MAXX! Once the introductions are finished, Stoned calls both to the center of the ring. She shows Maxx her title, then displays it to Kristiansen who wants it so bad. She then raises is it up high over her head as Hannah looks up at it. This is her moment. Stoned pulls it down then calls for the bell as the two women stare at each other. Zelda Orion: This is it. The All-American Badass Vs. the Goddess of WWU. The Gold is on the line as the fan’s choice has the opportunity of a lifetime in her debut tonight.
Harry Hanson: The gold is on the line, but Maxx doesn’t seem at all worried about their reign ...because their victory was already foretold.
Zelda Orion: By who?
Harry Hanson: By them.
Zelda Orion: Who’s them?
Harry Hanson: You know ...them.
Zelda Orion: What them?
Harry Hanson: The Them that is in the ring.
Zelda Orion: I give up.The two women walk up to each other. Maxx holds her arms out, ready to let Hannah take her best shot at her. Hannah instead smirks and holds out her hand, showing good sportsmanship. Maxx accepts this offer and shakes. Once the shake is done, the two immediately start throwing lefts and rights at each other. Neither backs down and they trade blows for quite a few seconds. Zelda Orion: After a show of respect from Hannah, this one begins fast and furious. I think we are going to have a classic on our hands here.
Harry Hanson: And remember that Epic title matches are no DQ and no Count Outs,so Maxx will be our decisive winner.
Zelda Orion: Or whoever scores the pinfall.
Harry Hanson: Which will be Maxx
Zelda Orion: ...or Hannah. Finally, Maxx ducks a punch before performing a single leg takedown. Hannah, with some quick thinking, takes out Max’s feet with Thsez press and then nailing her with mounted punches. Hannah finally dismounts as many in the Wild House cheer her on. Maxx is back up and comes running toward her, but Hannah hits her with an arm drag that sends her flying to the other end of the ring. Once Maxx is back up, she is back down to the mat thanks to a steamroller by Hannah Kristiansen. Zelda Orion: Kristiansen already showing both her drive and power here in the early going. She is well known for being an amazing athlete and that is on full display tonight.
Harry Hanson: But Maxx keeps getting back up and she will keep getting back up until she walks out holding the title benevolently. Kristiansen pulls Maxx up and brings her right back down for a samoan drop, again displaying that amazing power of hers which cannot compared. She pulls Maxx back up to her feet and starts rocking her with punches to the face before whipping her into the corner and then working her over with body punches. She then mounts the Goddess and nails her with a punch as the fans count “one.” Another punch as they scream “two.” “THREE!” “FOUR” “FIVE” “SIX” “SEVEN” “EIGHT” “NINE” “TEN” She dismounts and waits for Maxx to come forward. Kristiansen lets her walk into her arms before setting her up for a huge back body drop ...but Maxx wriggles out of it. She turns around only to get with a scissor kick that sends her down to the mat. Zelda Orion: After some great offense, Maxx somehow turns the tide in the matter of one move.
Harry Hanson: Just wait until they part the tide and lead the Jews to freedom. Kristiansen tries to get back up but Maxx rocks her with a high knee that sends her stumbling backwards. Mad Maxx follows up with a vertical suplex that shows that she also has great strength as well. Her followers in the crowd cheer as she performs a beautiful standing moonsault onto her downed opponent ...BUT KRISTIANSEN GETS THE KNEES UP. Zelda Orion: Great instinct by Kristiansen there. Maxx might be a God, but we shouldn’t forget that Kristiansen is a ring veteran.
Harry Hanson: Well yeah ...but she has been alive for at least a few decades. Maxx is one month old and already a champion. Give credit to where it is due.
Zelda Orion: Um ...sure.Maxx rolls away on the ground as Hannah is back up on the offensive. She pulls up Maxx by her hair and throws her into the ropes. Maxx bounces back just in time to be hit with a rib breaker. Mad Maxx recoils a bit before Hannah goes back on the hunt to become the new champion. Hannah starts stomping on the ribs, asking if Maxx is “human now?” Maxx is on her hands and knees which puts her in perfect position to get nailed with a curb stomp that sends her face down into the mat. Zelda Orion: Maxx hasn’t had a chance to get back in this one yet as Kristianse is in for the kill here.
Harry Hanson: Zelda, you are so naive. This is all apart of Maxx’s plan. Oh ye of little benevolence. Even though she knows she is on a roll, Hannah knows that it is going to take more than this to start going for pinfalls. Instead she pulls up Maxx by the hair before heading to the top turnbuckle in one fluid motion. Once Maxx steps forward, Hannah nails her with an extremely accurate missile dropkick to the head that sends her back down. Zelda Orion: THE HEADHUNTER AND MAXX IS BACK DOWN AGAIN! Hannah could very well beat a God here.
Harry Hanson: Wait! Why is Maxx letting this happen? This has to be on purpose, right? Hannah makes a split decision and hooks the leg of the champion as Stoned begins the count.
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SHOULDER UP!Zelda Orion: Maxx has been struggling here, but the champion is sticking in this thus far.
Harry Hanson: You just have to have a little faith in her here. She isn’t only the champion, but a deity from the heavens.
Zelda Orion: You have to remember how motivated Hannah is here. Championship gold is on the line and she is giving it her all right now. I don’t know if Maxx can survive this onslaught.
Harry Hanson: Blasphemy.Hannah pulls Maxx back up and goes to deliver a running powerslam, but Maxx slides out of it, spins Hannah around and nails a picture perfect double arm DDT that immediately changes the tone of the match. Maxx wastes no time in applying the figure four leg lock on her opponent. Hannah immediately tries crawling to the ring, but Maxx pulls her backwards. Zelda Orion: Knowing that Hannah might have her beat on the power game just by a little bit, Maxx is doing the smart thing by grounding her.
Harry Hanson: I told you that fate was on her side. Hannah struggles in the hold, but she refuses to tap out to Maxx. Her perseverance is strong because that gold is on the line. She finds herself flopping around just in hopes to shake Maxx off of her but Maxx holds steady in the move, not allowing Kristiansen a way out. Hannah refuses to tap or even cry out. She digs in deep and tries to work through the pain. Instead she attempts to drag herself to the ropes again. Zelda Orion: Hannah showing some great perseverance here as Maxx has that figure four locked in tightly.
Harry Hanson: Why does she even keep trying? Maxx is perfection in human form. There is no breaking her amazing wrestling holds. There is a loud “HANNAH! HANNAH! HANNAH!” chant as she clings toward the ropes. She is almost there, but Maxx attempts to pull backwards ...it is all for naught though as Hannah has too much momentum and gets her arm on the ropes. Zelda Orion: SHE DID IT! Hannah is still in this one.
Harry Hanson: But that move had to really take its toll on her limbs. This is a done deal with my goddess walking out with the Epic championship. Hannah comes to and gets her hands off the ropes, but Maxx is back on her with a punt to the ribs. She slams her boot into her ribs again, and again. Mad Maxx pulls her back up by the hair before rocking her with a jawbreaker. She follows this up with a sit out facebuster. She holds out her arms so her followers can enjoy her beauty and grandeur this gets a huge cheer from the fans in the crowd. Zelda Orion: While she has recently stepped on the scene and despite Kristiansen being extremely popular, even I have to admit that Maxx has gained quite the following rather quickly.
Harry Hanson: That’s what happens when you win the Epic title within a matter of weeks of stepping onto the earth. She has truly blessed us. Maxx follows up with a standing moonsault that she lands perfectly this time. With Hannah finally winded, she pulls her up and nails her with a very impressive corkscrew vertical suplex which makes the ring shake on impact. Zelda Orion: WOW! I take back what I said about Maxx maybe lacking in power compared to Hannah.
Harry Hanson: The possibilities are benevolent with Maxx. Maxx quickly goes for the pinfall.
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Harry Hanson: It is called having false hope. That title BELONGS on Maxx’s waist. Both women get up on their feet as the fans begin dueling “Let’s Go Hannah” “We Love Maxx” chants. They are back on eachother with lefts and rights. Hannah goes for a spinning backfist, but Maxx bends backwards matrix style which impresses the fans in attendance. Zelda Orion: Great evasion technique by Mad Maxx
Harry Hanson: That it excites me in way that I cannot describe. Maxx is off the ropes and attempts a knee strike that Hannah evades. She slams her fists into the kidney of Mad Maxx and lays her out with an amazing German Suplex. She keeps it locked in and delivers a third German and finally releases. Maxx reels from the moves as the fans are firmly behind the All-American Badass. Zelda Orion: Brutal German suplexes there by Hannah to work over the self-proclaimed Goddess.
Harry Hanson: Self-proclaimed? Listen to her fans. There is nothing self-proclaimed about it? Maxx holds her back, but Hannah is back on her with another release German Suplex that sends her to the other end of the ring. Maxx tries to get back up, but Hannah grabs her again and nails ANOTHER brutal German Suplex. Maxx is now kneeling as Hannah grabs her by the waist again ...and hits ANOTHER German Suplex.. She pulls her up one last time and hits a last German Suplex! Zelda Orion: And a frenzy of German Suplexes to take that title off of Maxx. Welcome to earth, Maxx.
Harry Hanson: Quoting Will Smith will not change the inevitable. The powerful Hannah Kristiansen pulls Maxx up and puts her in position for the Cut Throat Torture rack into a sit out piledriver AND SHE NAILS IT! Zelda Orion: OMG! KILLSHOT! SHE JUST NAILED THE KILLSHOT! THIS ONE HAS TO BE OVER!
Harry Hanson: NO! Hannah hooks the leg!
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Harry Hanson: Only a God can do that. Do you benevolent her awesomeness now? Hannah is shocked that Maxx was able to kick out of one of her deadliest finishers. She pulls her up by the hair but Maxx reverses into a running knee lift. She follows up with a Perfect-Plex into the center of the ring. Understanding that it is time to end this game, Maxx pulls her up for a stalling Gory Bomb. She stalls, but before she can perform the move, Hannah counters it with a sidewalk slam. Zelda Orion: Hannah is showing great in ring psychology here as she somehow managing to counter everything Maxx throws at her tonight.
Harry Hanson: She should just give up. As I said, she is just delaying the benevolent. Hannah throws Maxx to the corner and goes for a shoulder tackle ...but Maxx moves at the last moment. She stumbles backwards into a body slam ...before she is able to lock in the lion tamer on Hannah. Once again, Kristiansen is stuck in one of her submission holds again. Hannah tries fighting out of it, but Maxx holds the move in firm. With her legs under stress again, Hannah wriggles in the move to no avail. Zelda Orion: We are finding that this is where Maxx is most dangerous as an opponent. Hannah has to be very smart here as the goddess has her grounded once again.
Harry Hanson: It is just a matter of moments now before Maxx makes the “fan’s choice” tap and retains her title. Instead of going for the ropes, Hannah extends her arms all the way up and slides herself underneath Maxx reversing the move into a surprise small package on the champion.
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SHOULDER UP!Zelda Orion: Hannah almost stole that one right then and there. Maxx is in real danger here if she isn’t careful.
Harry Hanson: Watch out, my darling.Instead of breaking the hold, she transitions it into the keylock and now Maxx is the one locked in a submission she can’t get out of. Zelda Orion: SLICE OF AMERICANA. Maxx is trapped. Will she tap out?
Harry Hanson: Nope. She won’t.Maxx now struggles in the hold and flips around ...trying to find someway from tapping out to her hungry opponent. Maxx refuses to tap though as Hannah refuses to let go. She reaches out for the ropes but is too far away to grab. She inches closer, but she still can’t make it. She reaches out, but instead decides to use Hannah’s momentum and flips her over breaking the hold. She rolls away as Hannah gets to her feet. She nails a High Knee on the All American Badass. She immediately follows up with the stalling gory bomb that lays her out in the center of the ring. Zelda Orion: Mad Maxx just hit Penance on Hannah Kristiansen. This has to be it.
Harry Hanson: And we now it ends. That is all THEY wrote. Maxx makes the cover on Hannah.
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Harry Hanson: That was a miracle that Maxx deemed necessary. With Hannah still stunned, Maxx finally slides out of the ring and grabs herself a steel chair. It isn’t out of desperation, but a steady calmness. She slides back into the ring with the chair and slams it over Hannah’s back. Kristiansen recoils in pain.Hannah attempts to get back up, but Maxx slams the chair over her head. Hannah falls back down on her back.Zelda Orion: Remember that our Epic title matches are no dq, so this completely legal on the part of Maxx.
Harry Hanson: She needs to find some way to humble Kristiansen here. A steel chair will do the trick. Hannah attempts to get back up to her feet and Maxx brings it down once more, but Hannah catches it in her bare hands. As both have the chair in their hands, Maxx looks impressed by Hannah’s power and determination. Hannah pulls it out of her hands and bunts the chair into her ribs before slamming it over her head herself. Maxx stands still, but Hannah nails her with it. Again. Again. And again. Maxx falls to her knees as Hannah brings it down once more. Kristiansen throws the chair to the mat. Zelda Orion: Hannah gets the upper hand once more as it looks like she is finally going in for the kill.
Harry Hanson: It is hard to believe she is still up after those chair shots.
Zelda Orion: It is hard to believe EITHER is still standing.
Harry Hanson: You heard what I said.Hannah pulls up Maxx and sets her up once more for the Killshot. She brings it down, but Maxx jumps out of it and OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS IT INTO A MODIFIED VERSION OF PENANCE ...AND IT LANDS RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! HANNAH IS OUT AND MAXX HOOKS THE LEG!
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DING DING DING! Bobby Spencer: Here is your winner and STILL WWU EPIC CHAMPION ...MAD MAXX
Zelda Orion: OUT OF NOWHERE! Mad Maxx just retained the Epic title in glorious fashion over an incredibly worthy opponent.
Harry Hanson: Hannah was good, but let’s not give her too much credit.
Zelda Orion: Give me a break. Maxx was great, but that was a close one where Hannah put up a hell of a fight.
Harry Hanson: But in the end, it doesn’t even benevolence. Maxx has won and her followers all rejoice.
Zelda Orion: Oh, she is definitely a worthy champion, but you have to give all the credit in the world to Hannah.
Harry Hanson: I will not be doing that.Hannah Kristiansen pulls herself up, distraught with her loss for the Epic Championship as Mad Maxx continues to celebrate on the turnbuckles. She was THIS close to winning and is accepting her first loss. Mad Maxx comes off from the turnbuckle and holds their title up high to Kristiansen. This isn’t meant in a mocking manner, but Hannah is not happy with this gesture. Kristiansen mouths “I’ll never bow to you.” Zelda Orion: After a hard fought victory with a deity, Kristiansen is standing her ground with the champion. I have a feeling that this rivalry is not done with yet.
Harry Hanson: Look at how disrespectful she is being to this magnificent Goddess who only wants to bring us peace and prosperity.
Zelda Orion: Hey ...I think Maxx is great too, but Hannah is never going to fall into the ranks of Maxx’s followers. She admits defeat, but will never become a servant. She is her own person and I think even the most devout of Maxx’s followers can respect that.
Harry Hanson: I don’t. I hope Maxx sends her to hell or doesn’t break bread with her ...or something biblically cruel.
Zelda Orion: Like have her get eaten by a whale.
Harry Hanson: EXACTLY! Hannah stares down the woman who just pinned her for the title, not taking her gaze off of her. However, they are interrupted by a voice from the rampway. They turn to see none other than Victor Baron, staring down at the two women. Maxx’s music dies down. Victor Baron: While I hate to interrupt. The fans boo him wildly,but he doesn’t care. Baron just continues. Victor Baron: Maxx, I would like to inform you of something very important. Something that will shake the heavens. In fact, the announcement I am about to make will make even you, a supposed God, quake in her halo. Baron pauses for a moment as both Maxx and Hannah listen intently to what the mastermind of the Monster Factory has to say. Victor Baron: You stole something important; something that rightfully belongs to the Monster Factory. You didn’t earn that title, Mrs. Kristiansen helped you capture it from force of nature that slaughtered the entire roster. What you hold in your hands, isn’t yours. You aren’t just a paper champion, but a false God. But don’t worry, in five weeks time, that title is going to be right back where it belongs. You see, I talked to Syxx earlier tonight and at WWU’s first ever mega event on black friday ...which Syxx has deemed to rightly title GODS AND MONSTERS, you will defend that title against Abattage. He steps a bit closer to the ring. Victor Baron: You call yourself a God, but I want to re-introduce both of you to the MONSTER who will be the NEW Epic Champion! “The Heaviest Matter of the Universe” hits the P.A system as Abattage comes lumbering out from behind the curtain. Hannah and Maxx stand side by side, ready to take on this beast either together or on their own. Victor leads Abattage down to the ring as the women stand firm, ready for action. Zelda Orion: The monster has been unleashed and this could spell trouble for Maxx as well as Kristiansen.
Harry Hanson: I’d be more worried if I were Kristiansen because she was the person who was responsible for Abattage not making it out of there with the title.
Zelda Orion: I think it is safe to say that this thing has an axe to grind with both of these women. Abattage climbs up onto the apron and into the ring ...but as he does so, several people come out from the crowd, jump the barricade and surround the rung. This is, of course, The Zaibatsu. They don’t look into the ring, but are facing the entrance ramp and surrounding area of the ring. Harry Hanson: Wait ...what are the Zaibatsu doing here?
Zelda Orion: I have no idea. They don’t seem to have any interest in Abattage or the championship or Hannah.
Harry Hanson: Are they protecting this creature?
Zelda Orion: I don’t think so. Maybe they are protecting people who want a shot at Abattage OR the title from themselves. With the Zaibatsu surrounding the ring, Abattage enters and Kristiansen is immediately on him with blows to the chest. These actually seem to be doing more damage than anyone else has on him. He steps backwards a bit, but he comes back with a clothesline attempt that steps out of the way of. He runs into a bicycle kick from Mad Maxx that sends him backwards. He runs into the arms of The All-American Badass who reels him with a German Suplex that impresses the whole crowd. Abattage is immediately back up, but gets hit with a DDT from Mad Maxx. Zelda Orion: I don’t believe it. Both Hannah and Maxx are somehow able to make a dent in Abattage. Maybe there is hope after all to down this beast.
Harry Hanson: I hate to break it to you, but this fucker isn’t slowing down.
Zelda Orion: But they are making dents. I can’t believe that Hannah was able to lift him. That is an amazing show of strength. Maxx pulls up Abattage and looks to attempt a perfect-plex to match what Kristiansen just did, but Hannah instead grabs her and nails her with the Daisy Cutter that lays Maxx out. Maxx’s followers boo this move ...while others cheer it. Harry Hanson: Why in the world would Hannah do that? They had leverage against him.
Zelda Orion: Because Hannah doesn't buy into Monsters or Gods. She wants to face him on her own ...plus, Maxx is still the champion and she wants to tell the God that she is still better than her.
Harry Hanson: She is just bitter about losing.Hannah turns her attention to Abattage and starts to work him over with a side kick followed by a liver kick. Again, it looks like she is making damage on him ...however, he catches her third attempt at a kick and immediately nails her with a scoop slam. She gets back up, but he charges at her with a spear. Meanwhile, outside the ring, the fans roar as Samson runs down the rampway and launches himself at the Zaibatsu. He nails Gojira with a superman punch that sends him backwards. Jae Un pulls him aside, but he nails her with a vertical suplex. Zelda Orion: YES! Samson is here and he is going for the Zaibatsu. He doesn’t like there presence here whatsoever.
Harry Hanson: But does he want a piece of Abattage? I don’t think he does.
Zelda Orion: I think he is just trying to eliminate the Zaibatsu at this moment. Having a bunch of mercenaries running around doesn’t sit well with many backstage.
Harry Hanson: Then why is he the only one out here? While Badru eats a side russian leg sweep onto the concrete from Samson, Hannah isn’t faring well against Abattage anymore. She gets back up, but is rocked with a running powerslam, followed by a running senton. The fans in attendance boo Hannah getting crushed by Abattage. They boo even louder as Ximena and Artio perform a double dropkick that sends Samson into the ring post. Gojira and Jae Un are quickly back up and the Zaibatsu is on him like a pack of wild dogs. Jae Un whips him into the barricade before Gojira nails him with a big boot that sends him over. Zelda Orion: Noble attempt by Samson, but it looks like the numbers game has overcome him once more.
Harry Hanson: Not just that, but Hannah is also getting what she deserves as Abattage is doing what he does best: slaughters. While the Zaibatsu zero in on Samson in the crowd, Abattage continues his onslaught on Hannah inside the ring. He lifts her up into God Killer position, but Maxx, maybe showing mercy to Hannah or a twisted benevolence, dropkicks him from behind, forcing him to let Hannah go. Hannah drops to the mat, as Abattage turns his attention to Mad Maxx. She charges at him with a kick to gut that sends him a step backwards. She runs at him, only to met with another vicious scoop powerslam. The beast pulls her up by the hair, but she fight back with blows that do absolutely nothing to him. He headbutts her back down to the ground as the fans are deeply concerned now for their champion and deity. He pulls her up and immediately nails her with the God Killer in the center of the ring. Zelda Orion: OH MY GAWD! The name pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? Mad Maxx gets rocked with the God Killer in the center of the ring. Is this a sign of things to come for Gods and Monsters.
Harry Hanson: I absolutely hope not. I don’t believe what I am seeing. What can destroy a God?
Zelda Orion: The answer is a devil. Or in this case, maybe THE devil. With both Maxx and Hannah down in the center of the ring and Samson out in the stands as the Zaibatsu crowd around the ring once more to make sure nobody else makes a move on Abattage, Victor Baron steps into the ring. He grabs the Epic title from the ring and puts it on the shoulder of Abattage. Abattage raises his arms up, not in celebration, but in annihilation. The crowd is distraught and viciously jeers him as we are about to go off the air. Zelda Orion: And it is with this chilling sign of things to come that we are signing off. The match is signed, Abattage will challenge for the Epic Title at Gods and Monsters on November 23rd.
Harry Hanson: It might indeed be a VERY black friday that day.
Zelda Orion: Maybe it will be or maybe by then Maxx will have found the key to defeating this deadly beast. Either way, we will see you next week for more Blood Lust! The camera fades out as Abattage holds the title up in the air with Victor Baron looking on at his monster who is sure to be the next Epic Champion.
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