Post by Syxx Gibbler on Sept 10, 2018 19:41:36 GMT
As the opening video package ends, we cut to our first shots of a packed WILD HOUSE arena. These fans are going nuts for what promises to be an action packed hour of uniquely wild wrestling. The fans are a mix of people who were given free tickets to watch a show at the park, die-hard wrestling fans, and important industry types judging this first show with great prejudice. The camera pans around the arena decked out in blue, white, and black color scheme with a trom located to the side of the stage. The ring in the center of this arena shares the same dark blue, light blue, and white color scheme. We pan to the ringside area where our two commentators sit. This man and woman duo are excited to get started and see what happens when known megalomaniac, Syxx Gibbler, opens her own federation and hires them as her on screen staff.
Zelda Orion:
...and now for something completely different.
Harry Hanson:
That isn’t how a typical play by play person welcomes people to a show, Zelda.
Zelda Orion:
I am not your typical play by play person.I’m a person who had been wrecking noobs in that ring for five years now and I am happy to be calling this action. But if my good buddy Syxx expects me to just call moves, she is sadly mistaken. But yes, I am Zelda Orion. I’m a former champion and kinda a big deal. This is someone who I am surprised isn’t a known sex offender, Harry Hanson, and you are watching the very first episode of Wild Wrestling Unleashed! Aren’t you lucky.
Harry Hanson:
I’m not a sex offender. I am a professional analyst and sports agent, but may I just say that your tits are amazing.
Zelda Orion:
And this is the kind class you can expect from Wild Wrestling Unleashed. I swear that I have pepper spray ready if you get out of hand, Hanson.
Harry Hanson:
The jokes on you ...I like that kind of thing.
Zelda Orion:
Well ...that is gross. Anyways, we are coming to you from the Wild House here at Knotts Berry Farm located in smoggy Southern California. Now, we don’t know EXACTLY what is going to be happening tonight.
Harry Hanson:
Syxx DID talk about a tournament to crown the first ever WWU champion, but she so coked out so that could very well change in an instant.
Zelda Orion:
I hate to admit it, but my middle aged associate is right. The whole roster is here and anything could happen.
Harry Hanson:
Middle aged? I’ll have you know that I look like I am in my mid-twenties.
Zelda Orion:
Sure you do grandpa. But either way, we are destined to see something exciting that is for sure. I’ve known Syxx for years and you have to believe that whatever it is, it will be epic.
The lights in the arena go down as “Notorious” by Duran Duran begins to hit across the arena.
Harry Hanson:
Well, speak of the devil.
Zelda Orion:
That was fast. She is here and it looks like she has brought something very important with her as well.
Syxx Gibbler enters from behind the curtain in a nice gray and black dress with a sly smile on her face. She holds something wrapped in a velvet shroud on her shoulder with pride. She takes in the reaction from the crowd she walks down to the ring, indulging in the reaction she is getting from the rabid fanbase waiting for some chaos in the ring. As she climbs up the steel steps, ring announcer, Bobby Spencer introduces her to the crowd.
Bobby Spencer:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the owner of Wild Wrestling Unleashed ...Syxx Gibbler!
Harry Hanson:
You know Syxx is like a daughter to me and it is great to see her finally running her own show, becoming a strong independent young lady who controls a gifted roster at her fingertips. As a father figure, it puts me to tears.
Zelda Orion:
How many times have you slept with her?
Harry Hanson:
Seven.
Syxx climbs up the steps and into the ring, demanding Bobby to hand her the microphone. He reluctantly hands it to her, not liking the pushy demeanor she has. She shoos him away from her as if he was nothing to her. The fans positive reaction turns to boos with how she treated her staff member. She ignores them as she enthusiastically begins to address them.
Syxx Gibbler:
THIS IS WILD WRESTLING UNLEASHED AND THIS IS THE WILD HOUSE! Welcome to the arena where the wrestling industry will change forever. Welcome to the house that entertainment built. Welcome to the place where the business will finally stop being SOOOOO formulaic.
Zelda Orion:
She is my bestie, but she certainly is not painting a very positive picture on how she feels about some of the other companies out there.
Harry Hanson:
It is called being blunt. She is calling it how it is. People are so afraid of offending anyone that they put out a neutered product and she is just calling them out. Now she just has to back up her words.
Syxx Gibbler:
I am here to bring you the violence and raunchiness you have been craving for twenty years now. We don’t worry about the critics or what people on social media say. We worry that our performers aren’t kicking each other’s ass enough.
She looks at the item on her shoulder that is in the velvet shroud. A wide smile appears on her face.
Syxx Gibbler:
And with this, I can guarantee that that will happen tonight. On my shoulder is what will drive my talent to the brink for stardom and glory. What I am about unveil is the biggest prize in the company. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you …
She pulls the item off her shoulder, unveils what is supposed to be the Wild Wrestling Unleashed championship, and holds it up over her head. But on the belt is the word “EPIC.” The fans oooh and awww and the prospect of this revelation.
Syxx Gibbler:
I bring to you not the WWU World title; not the Wild Wrestling Unleashed Championship. NO! This is the most important title in the company and those it needs and EPIC NAME. THIS IS THE WWU EPIC CHAMPIONSHIP!
Zelda Orion:
Would you look at that. I want to throw this headset down and compete for that title myself.
Harry Hanson:
I’ll allow it if you wear something skimpy.
Zelda Orion:
I’m going to punch you.
Harry Hanson:
...and I’m going to like it.
She puts it back on her shoulder and addresses the crowd once more.
Syxx Gibbler:
Now, the question is “how we are going to crown our first champion?” The answer is simple isn’t it? It is tradition in all of wrestling to hold a grand tournament that will last episodes resulting in the best of the best overcoming the odds to hold the title. It will culminate in our first big PPV event coming in a few months. We will have sixteen competitors scratching and clawing in one on one competition to be the first ever EPIC champion. It will begin tonight and we will see some highly contested matches. It will be the greatest thing you have ever seen.
She stops for a moment and rolls her eyes as it seems as if the fans are really digging that prospect.
Syxx Gibbler:
Oh wait ...I’m actually creative and will never do something so generic. I told you I am not beating a dead horse here. If you came for a tournament with boring matches that some guy with a blog gives five stars to because they go over ten minutes, you have come to the wrong place. So ...here is what we are going to do instead.
She holds up the title once more, but then drops it to the mat.
Zelda Orion:
What in the hell is she doing? That is the most important title in the company.
Harry Hanson:
Well ...she is certainly doing this differently than any other owner I’ve ever seen. Let’s see how this plays out.
She looks around at the whole arena as the audience is aghast at what she just did.
Syxx Gibbler:
The first person to leave through the front entrance turnstiles with the title in hand TONIGHT is our first ever Epic Champion! Come and get it, boys and girls.
She drops the microphone and the leaves the ring and title. Harry and Zelda are besides themselves.
Zelda Orion:
I can’t believe she just did that. Oh wait, I actually know her. I totally believe that she just did that.
Harry Hanson:
Don’t you understand what we are in store for now? We have twenty five people on the roster who all want to be the first ever EPIC champion. This is going to be ugly and I love it.
Zelda Orion:
That is the first time that you’ve said you love anything ugly.
Harry Hanson:
And it will be the only time.
Zelda Orion:
You are certainly right though. She is asking for a riot right here and right now. I have to admit that I love it myself.
Harry Hanson:
That is called a lady-boner. Enjoy the hell out of it.
Zelda Orion:
You’re the worst.
Syxx Gibbler walks up the stage, knowing full well that she has guaranteed that her investors will pick up more episodes with that move. Her smile widens as “Man in Motion” by John Parr hits the P.A system. The lights go up to reveal Eliza Lovecraft with her gold medals and her black tracksuit. She steps forward, holds her arms out and spins in victory as streamers shoot off around her. An excited expression is on her face as she basks in her own glory and stares down the vacant title in the ring. Syxx passes by her with a mischievous smile etched on her face before she disappears to the back. She sprints down to the ring before stomping up the steel steps and climbing to the top turnbuckle. She holds out her arms once more as her gold medal shines on her.
Zelda Orion:
Well, somebody had to be the first out here to claim this prize and is anyone surprised that it is the most obnoxious athlete I’ve ever met?
Harry Hanson:
You watch your mouth. This is a celebrated gold medalist we are talking about here. If anyone has a claim to the title it should rightfully be hers.
Zelda Orion:
The only person who has claim to anything is the one who walks out of the park with the title in hand. I have a feeling that she won’t have any easy time doing that.
Harry Hanson:
Of course she will. She is an olympian!
Eliza immediately picks up the title and grasps it with a look of great accomplishment. She holds it up in the air with both hands, jumping up and down in victory. She goes to the top turnbuckle, again, holding the title up high. She holds up her gold medal as well. She jumps back down before grabbing the microphone that Syxx dropped. The fans boo as she begins her acceptance speech.
Eliza Lovecraft:
Thank you all! Most importantly though, thank you Syxx for bestowing me with this amazing prize for my hardwork in the realm of athletics. I will do you proud as your first EVER Epic champion. As an Olympian gold medalist AND an Aussie I know I have a duty to hold myself with the utmost integrity that no one else here has. In a world of mimes, sister models, wannabe psychologists, and so called Goddesses, you all truly look to me to lead the way in how to be a proper role model. This company will follow me into a golden era of athleticism and heroism.
Zelda Orion:
Um ...she does realize that she has to leave the arena with the title, right?
Harry Hanson:
Let her talk. She deserves this.
Zelda Orion:
No she doesn’t. She is just being condescending because she was the first of many out here.
Harry Hanson:
How do you know anyone else is coming out here. Nobody is going to want to challenge a gold medalist.
She struts out atop the entryway in a lacy silk robe which she slides off her shoulders and then does a twirl on the spot akin to Nikki Bella. With a grin plastered upon her face she then saunters down to the ring. climbing up onto the apron and then crawling into the ring under the bottom rope. She crawls to the center of the ring and then gets up on her knees where she finally drops her robe. Revealing her minimalist attire of a lacy sports bra and tiny short shorts.
Harry Hanson:
I now denounce everything I just said about Eliza Lovecraft and now fully promote whatever the Caramel Coated Goddess of Lust is doing out here.
Zelda Orion:
I think it is quite obvious what she is doing out here.
Harry Hanson:
Hopefully she is going to blow another crew member like she did the other day.
Zelda Orion:
Gabrielle certainly has a way of being ...um …”generous.” That boy’s smile hasn’t faded since that day.
Gabrielle gets face to face with Eliza, staring at the title in her hands. She then stares at Eliza and licks her lips sensually. Lovecraft is immediately grossed out by this. Instead of grabbing the title, Gabrielle takes the microphone from her other hand.
Gabrielle:
How about instead of this era of athleticism and heroism, you and me put on a show and usher in the era of carnal sin and erotic desire. It’ll be fun and it looks like you could lighten up a bit. I’ve never had a problem with doing a little girl on girl. This lack of pleasure might be where these delusions of grandeur comes from. Because I’ve come out here to play with you one way or another. This way you at least hand over my title in the throes of ecstasy and NOT getting beat down by me for it.
Gabrielle drops the microphone and puts both her arms around a very uncomfortable Eliza Lovecraft, who not taking her grip off the title. It looks as if Gabrielle is going in for a kiss as the fans go insane for what is about to happen.
Zelda Orion:
What is even going on right now.
Harry Hanson:
I don’t know, but it is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
As Gabrielle is about to lean in for a make out session, a very offended Eliza snaps out of it and slaps her across the face. Gabrielle falls backwards and shrugs, saying “have it your way.” Gabrielle lunges at her with rights and lefts. Eliza fights back with her free hand, the other gripping tightly onto the title. Gabrielle manages to hit a thsez press, pressing Eliza onto the mat. Gabrielle mounts her sensually, thrusting her hips a bit as she starts wailing on Lovecraft. Eliza still will not let go of the title ...so Gabrielle head butts her.
Zelda Orion:
And it looks like this one is finally on.
Harry Hanson:
This Gabrielle is an amazingly hot athlete who is using a great offense that I can literally get behind, but Eliza is an olympian and saying all the right things, I am conflicted.
Zelda Orion:
You poor thing. If it makes you feel better, both of these women will have to deal with the entire roster and get that title across the turnstiles by the end of the night to actually be a champion. And it looks like the challengers are finally beginning to trickle in.
Harry Hanson:
Who is that?
She tries to pull the title out of her hands, but she doesn’t see the blonde figure jump the barricade while typing on her cell phone, announcing to everyone on social media that she is doing a run in. Webb Constantine is typing into her phone as she nails Gabrielle with a shining wizard. She sticks her android into the side of her tights, pleased with what she just did.
Zelda Orion:
That is the fresh faced young talent known as Webb Constantine and this little brat who lives only on social media just made her presence felt to both of these women. It seems as if this spoiled brat is looking to steal the title from both of them.
Harry Hanson:
I would say something but…
Zelda Orion:
Nobody can compete here unless they are over the age of eighteen...
Harry Hanson:
Look at that ass!
Zelda Orion:
I’m sure there will be gifs of it on the internet in hours.
Harry Hanson:
The internet is an amazing place.
Eliza doesn’t have time to come to as Webb immediately steps on her wrist, forcing her to let go of the title. The eighteen year old wastes no time grabbing the title, sliding out of the ring, and running for the staging area, clutching it in her arms.
Harry Hanson:
Now that is smart thinking. Webb is taking the title and getting the hell out of dodge…
Zelda Orion:
Where there are about twenty people who want that very title. I don’t know how smart that is.
Webb has the title clutched against her chest as she retreats to the back curtain. However, right as she reaches it, another blonde figure explodes from behind the curtain and nails her with a clothesline that sends her onto her back and onto the stage. She drops the title in the process. This new comer begins stomping on her ribs on the walkway.
Zelda Orion:
Told you. That is none other than Roxy Karlsso. The Swedish Powerhouse is here.
Harry Hanson:
Well, she is ruining Webb’s masterplan and that is disconcerting. Why does she have to spoil such a well earned victory?
Zelda Orion:
Because that is not how this works. What don’t you understand about that, Seacrest?
She pulls Webb up by the hair and drags her into the ring where where Eliza and Gabrielle are trading lefts and rights as they come to. The four women in the ring begin to brawl amongst each other as the title remains in the walkway. Karlsson pulls up Webb and sets her along the turnbuckle, nailing her with knife edge chops that the crowd gets into. On the other end of the ring, Gabrielle nails Eliza with a step-up enziguri. Gabrielle pulls off the jacket of her track suit and tosses it aside. She then astounds the fans by nailing Eliza with a split legged drop that takes her out of action for the short term.
Zelda Orion:
With that title laying dormant in the walkway, these ladies need to turn their attention back to it because anyone can come and grab it.
Harry Hanson:
Again, I question Roxy taking her beating on Webb into the ring and not just cutting and running.
Zelda Orion:
You have to believe that many of the other competitors are biding their time and energy while others battle for the title out here.
The fans roar as Roxy Karlsson and Gabrielle back up from their opponents and into each other. They turn up defensively, staring at each other. The crowd cheers as they turn their attention to the title laying on the walkway. Roxy rushes towards it, but Gabrielle pulls her aside and kicks her in the ribs before nailing her with a face plant. Gabrielle is about to rush to the title on the walkway, but Eliza pulls her aside and nails her with a beautiful Pele kick that lays her out in the center of the ring. Eliza is about to make a play for the title herself, but the lights in the Wild House go down a bit as “Modern Shakedown” by Dear Rouge.
Zelda Orion:
This about to get very interesting as I think we are about to have an appearance by the one true Goddess here in WWU.
Harry Hanson:
Is this one of the Caramel coated variety?
Zelda Orion:
No. But I think you’ll “enjoy” her just as much.
The venue is bathed in golden light swathed in blue. At the top of the darkened ramp, as Dear Rouge’s “Modern Shakedown” begins it’s intro, is an impressive figure standing with her arms flexed, admiring herself. When the song ramps up, the lights pulse in time with the synth and Max strides confidently, slowly, and methodically down to the ring ensuring all eyes stay trained on her.
Harry Hanson:
Okay. I understand why they are calling this woman a goddess. Look at her.
Zelda Orion:
I agree whole heartedly. This woman is amazing.
Eliza stares down Mad Maxx as the starving fans in attendance worship the arrival of their deity. Maxx steps up to the Epic title that is laying on the walkway. The fans roar as she grabs it and straps it around her waist. Instead of taking off with the title, she boldly walks to the ring, with the title firmly around her waist. Eliza looks paranoid as Maxx walks to the ring, gesturing that she is here to take on all comers, not run away with the title. She climbs up the steps, ready to take on all her challengers in the ring.
Zelda Orion:
Now this is an interesting move here on the part of Mad Maxx. Instead of heading for the hills with the title, it looks as if she is challenging anyone in the roster to face her in the ring ...as it should be.
Harry Hanson:
Maybe she isn’t the golden god that she thinks she is because it would have made more sense to get the title and run. Everyone but Eliza was subdued.
Zelda Orion:
I’m sorry, but some people want a fight; they want a challenge. Some people don’t run from the competition and just can’t do it the easy way. Mad Maxx needs to do it her way.
Maxx steps into the ring and almost immediately, Eliza is on her with clubbing blows. However, she shoves off Lovecraft and nails her with vertical suplex in the center of the ring. She pulls Eliza back up and tosses her into the corner. She then nails her with a running elbow in the corner. Roxy comes up from behind, but Maxx nails her with a snapmare. She follows up with a beautiful standing moonsault in the center of the ring. Webb Constantine dashes into the ring, but Maxx sees her coming and hits her with a jawbreaker. Constantine quickly rolls out of the ring to avoid anymore damage ...and to play on her phone.
Zelda Orion:
Maxx is here and clearing house now. It will be hard to get that title off her and Webb is heading for the hills.
Harry Hanson:
Can you blame her. It is probably smarter for her to let everyone else exhaust Maxx and THEN she can come in and somehow get the title off her.
Maxx turns around only for Gabrielle to bounce off the ropes and go for a hurricanrana on her. However, Maxx counters it with a powerbomb onto the turnbuckle that takes the Caramel Goddess out. Eliza Lovecraft charges at her, but gets nailed with a Perfect-Plex from the Deity of WWU. Karlsson comes at her, but gets welcomed with a palm strike that sends her backwards. She then nails a Perfect-plex on her as well. She pulls up Gabrielle and tosses her over the top rope. Eliza runs at her, but Maxx ducks down and pulls down the top rope, sending Lovecraft spilling onto the outside. She then grabs Karlsson, lifts her over her head and tosses her onto Webb Constantine, who was too busy taking a selfie. Constane’s phone falls out of her hand.
Zelda Orion:
Serves Webb right for caring too much about her social media status than grabbing the Epic Championship.
Harry Hanson:
Would you want to step into that disaster zone if you were her?
Zelda Orion:
That is true. Mad Maxx has cleared the ring and doesn’t show any sign of leaving it anytime soon and these fans are loving it.
Harry Hanson:
I’m not loving it. She might be hot, but she is too full of herself and not very smart for challenging fate.
Zelda Orion:
Well, she has dominated everyone else thus far ...who is next to try to take the belt off her?
As Roxy and Webb struggle on the floor, Gabrielle rushes to the ring, but is intercepted by Eliza Lovecraft with a running knee strike. She is still not happy about the attempted kiss by the porn star. She attempts to pull Gabby to her feet, but the Caramel coated queen pulls down her track pants revealing the bottoms of her singlet. She wastes no time in grabbing Eliza’s crotch hard ...as if it was an actual wrestling hold. Lovecraft’s face is flush with pain as Gabrielle finally lets go. Gabrielle makes a V with her fingers before licking it. She then proceeds to shove the same hand down Eliza’s throat with the mandible claw. Lovecraft struggles in the move as she leans along the barricade.
Zelda Orion:
WHOA! Gabrielle uses those mind games to get herself out of that situation on the outside.
Harry Hanson:
That wasn’t mind games. THAT was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in the wrestling ring and now she is making Eliza choke on it.
Zelda Orion:
Yes, but while both of them are fighting, we have Mad Maxx waiting in the ring for an actual challenge. These two have managed to be blinded by this grudge that was created a few minutes ago.
Harry Hanson:
I hope they grudge forever if that is the case!
Eliza struggles in the move by shoving her off ...into Roxy Karlson. Roxy wastes no time in getting offended by this and nailing Gabrielle with lefts and rights. However, Gabrielle kicks her in the gut and whips her into Eliza Lovecraft, sending both over the turnbuckle. Enraged by both of them, she hops over it and starts nailing Roxy with slaps. Soon Eliza is back up and pounding on both with clubbing blows. The three are so intense about beating the crap out of the other two that they proceed in battling into the crowd. On the outside, Webb refuses to re-enter the ring, instead opting to chew gum and type on her phone.
Zelda Orion:
It seems as if Roxy, Eliza, and Gabrielle have gotten distracted by their hatred for each other and Maxx seems to be alone in the ring ...because it doesn’t seem like Webb has any interest in entering when it is going to be a fair fight.
With the ring cleared out, Mad Maxx stands in the center of it with the Epic title around her waist. She looks towards the curtain and challenges ANYONE to come out and try to take it off of her.